Only you can choose the Fabbest of them All.
ELIZABETH BANKS vs. MINDY KALING
Elizabeth: Well, here we are.
Elizabeth: Oh. You’re one of those.
Mindy: IF I GRAB A WOODEN TABLE REAL QUICK CAN I PLEASE SNAPCHAT YOU YELLING “THAT IS MAHOGANY”
Elizabeth: Absolutely not. And how exactly would you “grab a wooden table real quick”?
Mindy: WILL YOU JUST THROW THIS PINK WIG ON REAL QUICK
Elizabeth: … were you just carrying that around with you?
Mindy: I’M TEAM PEETA IN THE BOOKS, TEAM GALE IN THE MOVIES, WHAT ARE YOU
Elizabeth: I’m not even going to dignify that with a response.
Mindy: CAN YOU TELL JENNIFER LAWRENCE I’M IN THE MARKET FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND
OLIVIA WILDE vs. ZENDAYA COLEMAN
Zendaya: Is there a problem?
Olivia: I just think I’m past the point in my life where I need to be competing with nineteen-year-olds.
Zendaya: And who are you again?
Olivia: Don’t play that game with me, honey. I invented that game.
Zendaya: Yeah? When was that? 1979?
Olivia: I resent the implication –
Zendaya: You’re wearing a choker. I shouldn’t even be seen talking to you.
Olivia: Run along and ruin someone else’s Met Gala, won’t you?
Zendaya: It would be my pleasure.
KRISTEN STEWART vs. KIERNAN SHIPKA
Kristen: Before we start, can I just get something off my chest?
Kristen: Please don’t talk to me about Bella.
Kiernan: Um… I wasn’t going to.
Kristen: I just can’t have another teenage girl telling me how much she worships me.
Kiernan: No, see, that was definitely never going to happen.
Kristen: Just, it gets so exhausting, and…
Kiernan: I don’t think you understand. You have absolutely nothing to worry about.
Kristen: I know. Because you’re too classy to fangirl out on me.
Kiernan: No. Because I give virtually no fucks at all about Twilight.
JULIANNE MOORE vs. JENNIFER LAWRENCE
Julianne: Well, this is awkward.
Jennifer: It really is.
Julianne: I mean, you’re basically my tool to spawn a revolution.
Jennifer: And you look way less scary without gray hair.
Julianne: I mean, after all we’ve been through, a fashion battle feels a little anticlimactic.
Jennifer: Seriously, I cannot stop looking at your hair. I like you so much better already.
Julianne: I mean, do you really think this March Fabness face-off is worthy of us?
Jennifer: And you’re wearing COLOR! Can I just tell you how refreshingly un-creepy that is?
Julianne: Farewell, Katniss Everdeen. And may the odds…
Jennifer: Yeah, yeah. I know.