AREEE YOUUUU READY????
NAOMIE HARRIS vs. CHRISSY TEIGEN
Naomie in Mary Katrantzou; Chrissy in Balmain
Naomie: Wow, Chrissy. I’m sorry.
Chrissy: What for?
Naomie in Michael Kors; Chrissy in Marchesa
Naomie: I just got the news. I’m sure you’re upset, but I swear, I had nothing to do with it.
Chrissy: What are you talking about?
Naomie in Dior; Chrissy in Solace London
Naomie: They’re replacing you. On Lip Sync Battle.
Chrissy: REPLACING me? Impossible!
Naomie in Balmain; Chrissy in Zuhair Murad
Naomie: Apparently, they think other people are capable of dancing awkwardly in tiny tops.
Chrissy: Never! What other people?
Naomie in Valentino; Chrissy in St. John
Naomie: Me. APRIL FOOL’S! It’s actually Cara Delevingne.
Chrissy: Careful, Naomie, or I’ll rip those diamonds right out of your ears.
TAYLOR SWIFT vs. BRIE LARSON
Taylor in Babaton for Aritzia; Brie in Gucci
Taylor: I HATE YOUR OUTFIT! HAHAHA JK APRIL FOOL’S.
Brie: Oh. Um. Good one?
Taylor in Balmain; Brie in Oscar de la Renta
Taylor: I MEAN WHAT’S YOUR NAME MEAN, LIKE A CHEESE HAHA APRIL FOOLED YOU
Brie: Are you having a stroke?
Taylor in Tanya Taylor; Brie in Rodarte
Taylor: ARE YOU RELATED TO KELLYK LARSON LOL U BEEN APRIL FOOL’SED
Brie: I don’t think you understand how jokes work.
Taylor in Reem Acra; Brie in Jason Wu
Taylor: I’M GOING TO LOSE TO YOU SO BADLY JKJK IT’S APRIL
Brie: I don’t even know what you’re saying anymore.
Taylor in Alexandre Vauthier; Brie in Calvin Klein
Taylor: Gosh, Brie. Lighten up. It was just a joke.
Brie: I don’t think that word means what you thin it means.
EMILIA CLARKE vs. EMMY ROSSUM
Emilia in Giambattista Valli; Emmy in Shoshanna
Emilia: How are you, Emmy?
Emmy: It’s like three weeks away from the Game of Thrones premiere.
Emilia in Oscar de la Renta; Emmy in Blumarine
Emilia: … and?
Emmy: AND, how do you THINK I am?
Emilia in Balenciaga; Emmy in Dior
Emilia: Completely unaffected?
Emmy: I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING THAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN.
Emilia in Rosie Assoulin; Emmy in Alessandra Rich
Emilia: Everyone dies.
Emmy: Haha, April Fool’s, I get it. Seriously, though.
Emilia in Ulyana Sergeenko; Emmy in Ralph Lauren
Emilia: Seriously. Everyone dies.
Emmy: Damn.
EDDIE REDMAYNE vs. LUPITA NYONG’O
Eddie in Hardy Amies; Lupita in Roland Mouret
Eddie: You’re looking lovely today, Lupita.
Lupita: Don’t even bother, Eddie. You can’t distract me with your charms.
Eddie in Valentino; Lupita in Zac Posen
Eddie: What? But you’re my wife!
Lupita: No, that nice lady on your arm is your wife.
Eddie in Ralph Lauren; Lupita in Proenza Schouler
Eddie: Lupita… do you really not remember?
Lupita: Remember what?
Eddie in Valentino; Lupita in Jason Wu
Eddie: Last night! In Vegas! We got married.
Lupita: Again, I think you’re confusing me with THE WOMAN CLUTCHING YOUR ARM.
Eddie in Valentino; Lupita in Gucci
Eddie: HMPH. Last time I ask Taylor Swift for help with an April Fool’s prank.
Lupita: Nice try, though.
The Democracy Diva 
Respond to March Fabness 2016, Round 2: Valentino vs. Givenchy