AREEE YOUUUU READY????
NAOMIE HARRIS vs. CHRISSY TEIGEN
Naomie: Wow, Chrissy. I’m sorry.
Chrissy: What for?
Naomie: I just got the news. I’m sure you’re upset, but I swear, I had nothing to do with it.
Chrissy: What are you talking about?
Naomie: They’re replacing you. On Lip Sync Battle.
Chrissy: REPLACING me? Impossible!
Naomie: Apparently, they think other people are capable of dancing awkwardly in tiny tops.
Chrissy: Never! What other people?
Naomie: Me. APRIL FOOL’S! It’s actually Cara Delevingne.
Chrissy: Careful, Naomie, or I’ll rip those diamonds right out of your ears.
TAYLOR SWIFT vs. BRIE LARSON
Taylor: I HATE YOUR OUTFIT! HAHAHA JK APRIL FOOL’S.
Brie: Oh. Um. Good one?
Taylor: I MEAN WHAT’S YOUR NAME MEAN, LIKE A CHEESE HAHA APRIL FOOLED YOU
Brie: Are you having a stroke?
Taylor: ARE YOU RELATED TO KELLYK LARSON LOL U BEEN APRIL FOOL’SED
Brie: I don’t think you understand how jokes work.
Taylor: I’M GOING TO LOSE TO YOU SO BADLY JKJK IT’S APRIL
Brie: I don’t even know what you’re saying anymore.
Taylor: Gosh, Brie. Lighten up. It was just a joke.
Brie: I don’t think that word means what you thin it means.
EMILIA CLARKE vs. EMMY ROSSUM
Emilia: How are you, Emmy?
Emmy: It’s like three weeks away from the Game of Thrones premiere.
Emilia: … and?
Emmy: AND, how do you THINK I am?
Emilia: Completely unaffected?
Emmy: I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING THAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN.
Emilia: Everyone dies.
Emmy: Haha, April Fool’s, I get it. Seriously, though.
Emilia: Seriously. Everyone dies.
EDDIE REDMAYNE vs. LUPITA NYONG’O
Eddie: You’re looking lovely today, Lupita.
Lupita: Don’t even bother, Eddie. You can’t distract me with your charms.
Eddie: What? But you’re my wife!
Lupita: No, that nice lady on your arm is your wife.
Eddie: Lupita… do you really not remember?
Lupita: Remember what?
Eddie: Last night! In Vegas! We got married.
Lupita: Again, I think you’re confusing me with THE WOMAN CLUTCHING YOUR ARM.
Eddie: HMPH. Last time I ask Taylor Swift for help with an April Fool’s prank.
Lupita: Nice try, though.