March Fabness 2016, Round 2: Valentino vs. Givenchy

AREEE YOUUUU READY???? 

NAOMIE HARRIS vs. CHRISSY TEIGEN

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Naomie in Mary Katrantzou; Chrissy in Balmain

Naomie: Wow, Chrissy. I’m sorry.

Chrissy: What for?

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Naomie in Michael Kors; Chrissy in Marchesa

Naomie: I just got the news. I’m sure you’re upset, but I swear, I had nothing to do with it.

Chrissy: What are you talking about?

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Naomie in Dior; Chrissy in Solace London

Naomie: They’re replacing you. On Lip Sync Battle.

Chrissy: REPLACING me? Impossible!

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Naomie in Balmain; Chrissy in Zuhair Murad

Naomie: Apparently, they think other people are capable of dancing awkwardly in tiny tops.

Chrissy: Never! What other people?

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Naomie in Valentino; Chrissy in St. John

Naomie: Me. APRIL FOOL’S! It’s actually Cara Delevingne.

Chrissy: Careful, Naomie, or I’ll rip those diamonds right out of your ears.

TAYLOR SWIFT vs. BRIE LARSON

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Taylor in Babaton for Aritzia; Brie in Gucci

Taylor: I HATE YOUR OUTFIT! HAHAHA JK APRIL FOOL’S.

Brie: Oh. Um. Good one?

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Taylor in Balmain; Brie in Oscar de la Renta

Taylor: I MEAN WHAT’S YOUR NAME MEAN, LIKE A CHEESE HAHA APRIL FOOLED YOU

Brie: Are you having a stroke?

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Taylor in Tanya Taylor; Brie in Rodarte

Taylor: ARE YOU RELATED TO KELLYK LARSON LOL U BEEN APRIL FOOL’SED

Brie: I don’t think you understand how jokes work.

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Taylor in Reem Acra; Brie in Jason Wu

Taylor: I’M GOING TO LOSE TO YOU SO BADLY JKJK IT’S APRIL

Brie: I don’t even know what you’re saying anymore.

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Taylor in Alexandre Vauthier; Brie in Calvin Klein

Taylor: Gosh, Brie. Lighten up. It was just a joke.

Brie: I don’t think that word means what you thin it means.

EMILIA CLARKE vs. EMMY ROSSUM

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Emilia in Giambattista Valli; Emmy in Shoshanna

Emilia: How are you, Emmy?

Emmy: It’s like three weeks away from the Game of Thrones premiere.

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Emilia in Oscar de la Renta; Emmy in Blumarine

Emilia: … and?

Emmy: AND, how do you THINK I am?

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Emilia in Balenciaga; Emmy in Dior

Emilia: Completely unaffected?

Emmy: I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING THAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN.

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Emilia in Rosie Assoulin; Emmy in Alessandra Rich

Emilia: Everyone dies.

Emmy: Haha, April Fool’s, I get it. Seriously, though.

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Emilia in Ulyana Sergeenko; Emmy in Ralph Lauren

Emilia: Seriously. Everyone dies.

Emmy: Damn.

EDDIE REDMAYNE vs. LUPITA NYONG’O

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Eddie in Hardy Amies; Lupita in Roland Mouret

Eddie: You’re looking lovely today, Lupita.

Lupita: Don’t even bother, Eddie. You can’t distract me with your charms.

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Eddie in Valentino; Lupita in Zac Posen

Eddie: What? But you’re my wife!

Lupita: No, that nice lady on your arm is your wife.

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Eddie in Ralph Lauren; Lupita in Proenza Schouler

Eddie: Lupita… do you really not remember?

Lupita: Remember what?

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Eddie in Valentino; Lupita in Jason Wu

Eddie: Last night! In Vegas! We got married.

Lupita: Again, I think you’re confusing me with THE WOMAN CLUTCHING YOUR ARM.

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Eddie in Valentino; Lupita in Gucci

Eddie: HMPH. Last time I ask Taylor Swift for help with an April Fool’s prank.

Lupita: Nice try, though.


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