March Fabness 2016: Sweet 16, Part 1

The fabness returns. 

DIANE KRUGER vs. LÉA SEYDOUX

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Diane in Thakoon; Léa in Miu Miu

Diane: Love the coat.

Léa: Shut up.

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Diane in Chanel; Léa in Miu Miu

Diane: Really? Already? We’re just going straight there?

Léa: Bitch, I LIVE there. I was BORN there. My grandfather was the MAYOR there.

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Diane in Jason Wu; Léa in Miu Miu

Diane: Alright, alright. Let’s just calm down.

Léa: I will NOT calm down.

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Diane in Prabal Gurung; Léa in Miu Miu

Diane: What exactly did I do to make you hate me so much?

Léa: Oh, you know what you did.

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Diane in Prada; Léa in Prada

Diane: Obviously I don’t, or I wouldn’t have fucking asked.

Léa: YOU STOLE MY MAN, DIANE. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE.

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Diane in Prada; Léa in Miu Miu

Diane: What? No, I definitely didn’t steal Josh from you.

Léa: Who the fuck is Josh? And I WANT PACEY BACK, DIANE. YOU CANNOT HAVE HIM. HE IS MINE.

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Diane in Valentino; Léa in Prada

Diane: … you do know Pacey isn’t real, right?

Léa: HE BOUGHT ME A WALL.

EMILY BLUNT vs. FAN BINGBING

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Emily in Jenny Packham; Fan in Valentino

Emily: It’s a pleasure to meet you, Fan.

Fan: Can I fuck your husband?

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Emily in Marc Jacobs; Fan in Marchesa

Emily: Excuse me?

Fan: I’m sorry. May I please have sex with your husband?

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Emily in J. Mendel; Fan in Ralph & Russo

Emily: It wasn’t really the lack of a “please” that made that question weird, Fan.

Fan: I just feel like everyone is always tip-toeing around that. I thought I’d be honest, for a change.

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Emily in Prada; Fan in Stéphane Rolland

Emily: Well, that’s very noble of you, I guess.

Fan: Isn’t it, though?

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Emily in Giambattista Valli; Fan in Ralph & Russo

Emily: No, actually, I was being sarcastic. You’re kind of an asshole.

Fan: I am not!

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Emily in Calvin Klein; Fan in Elie Saab

Emily: No, you totally are.

Fan: YOU are.

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Emily in Dior; Fan in Christopher Bu

Emily: Fan, YOU CANNOT JUST ASK WOMEN IF YOU CAN FUCK THEIR HUSBANDS.

Fan: Even if their husbands are John Krasinski? No fair.

ELIZABETH BANKS vs. ZENDAYA COLEMAN

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Elizabeth in Balmain; Zendaya in Vivienne Westwood

Elizabeth: Oh, hello there… um… girlfriend!

Zendaya: Girlfriend?

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Elizabeth in Marchesa; Zendaya in Michael Kors

Elizabeth: Yeah! What’s up, lady?

Zendaya: Lady?

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Elizabeth in Razan Alazzouni; Zendaya in Self-Portrait

Elizabeth: Pal? Buddy?

Zendaya: I’m starting to get the feeling that you don’t actually know my name.

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Elizabeth in Michael Kors; Zendaya in Fausto Puglisi

Elizabeth: No! I totally know your name! How’s it going… um… Karen?

Zendaya: Nope.

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Elizabeth in Elie Saab; Zendaya in Marchesa

Elizabeth: Kristen?

Zendaya: Not even close.

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Elizabeth in Dolce & Gabbana; Zendaya in Marchesa

Elizabeth: This really isn’t my fault, you know. I’m a grown-ass woman with a busy schedule. You can’t expect me to know the name of everyone in Taylor Swift’s girl gang.

Zendaya: It’s a SQUAD, not a gang. Shit, how old ARE you?

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Elizabeth in Elie Saab; Zendaya in Marchesa

Elizabeth: Old enough to know not to ask stupid fucking questions, Zendaya.

Zendaya: HA! I knew you knew my name.

KIERNAN SHIPKA vs. JENNIFER LAWRENCE

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Kiernan in Valentino; Jennifer in Antonio Berardi

Kiernan: Alright, Jen. How is it possible that we haven’t played sisters yet?

Jennifer: OH MY GOD. Can we please???

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Kiernan in Coach; Jennifer in A.L.C.

Kiernan: Right?! Some kind of buddy comedy situation, maybe?

Jennifer: Or maybe we fight crime?

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Kiernan in Valentino; Jennifer in Dolce & Gabbana

Kiernan: Or maybe we’re drug kingpins! (Or queenpins?)

Jennifer: Or 1920s mobsters? (Or mobstresses?)

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Kiernan in Dior; Jennifer in Alexander Wang

Kiernan: Maybe it’s a stoner road trip comedy where we get high with our cool grandma, played by Helen Mirren?

Jennifer: Well, OBVIOUSLY it’s that. What else could it be?

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Kiernan in Valentino; Jennifer in Schiaparelli

Kiernan: Maybe we’re time-traveling superheros!

Jennifer: Maybe we’re space explorers!

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Kiernan in Valentino; Jennifer in Dior

Kiernan: Maybe we’re zombie killers who save humanity from the apocalypse!

Jennifer: Maybe we’re Robin Hood-type hackers who steal from big banks and give to the needy!

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Kiernan in Erdem; Jennifer in Dior

Kiernan: Maybe we’re forced to compete in a televised death match in a dystopian society run by an all-powerful Capitol that oppresses its Districts!

Jennifer: Eh, maybe not.


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