March Fabness 2016: Sweet 16, Part 2

It is ON.

NAOMIE HARRIS vs. TAYLOR SWIFT

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Naomie in Mary Katrantzou; Taylor in Miss Patina

Naomie: *under her breath* Maybe if I stand very, very still, I can avoid being drafted into her squad.

Taylor: HI NAOMIE!!!111

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Naomie in Burberry; Taylor in Balmain

Naomie: *mumbles* Copying my pose AND my outfit? Really?

Taylor: IT’S SO AWESOME TO SEE YOU

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Naomie in Burberry; Taylor in Tanya Taylor

Naomie: *mutters* Do you prefer fashion victim or ensembly challenged?

Taylor: LOL THAT’S MY FAVORITE MOVIE

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Naomie in McQueen; Taylor in Ashish

Naomie: *murmurs* Metallic houndstooth pajamas? Being a pop star looks terrible.

Taylor: WHAT HAHA ALL I HEARD WAS STAR

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Naomie in Roksanda; Taylor in Atelier Versace

Naomie: *whispers* Anna Wintour called and even she doesn’t want that hairdo back

Taylor: I KNOW DOESN’T IT LOOK AMAZING

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Naomie in Balmain; Taylor in Reem Acra

Naomie: *sighs exasperatedly*

Taylor: NO, YOU’RE AMAZING

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Naomie in Stella McCartney; Taylor in Alexandre Vauthier

Naomie: You are uniquely exhausting.

Taylor: OMG THANK U

EMMY ROSSUM vs. LUPITA NYONG’O

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Emmy in Elle Sasson; Lupita in Oscar de la Renta

Emmy: Is that really what your life looks like?

Lupita: What do you mean?

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Emmy in Blumarine; Lupita in Maki Oh

Emmy: Do you just permanently look like the most beautiful and interesting and charismatic person in the universe?

Lupita: What, this old thing?

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Emmy in Thakoon; Lupita in Boss

Emmy: I mean, I look amazing and all, but your whole life is a magazine editorial.

Lupita: I guess.

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Emmy in Dion Lee; Lupita in Proenza Schouler

Emmy: What’s with the lips? Did you blow a smurf?

Lupita: I resent that. If you can’t wear blue lipstick to a Star Wars premiere, when can you wear it?

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Emmy in Armani Privé; Lupita in Gucci

Emmy: Well, never, I guess.

Lupita: I suppose that’s fine for basic bitches like yourself, but I like to live a bit more dangerously.

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Emmy in Ralph Lauren; Lupita in Alexandre Vauthier

Emmy: I’m not basic! I’m wearing a single glove! Or maybe a cuff! Or possibly my nails got caught on my skirt and I can’t get un-stuck!

Lupita: Are you sure you’re a celebrity?

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Emmy in Carolina Herrera; Lupita in Gucci

Emmy: Honestly? Not really.

Lupita: Well, my dear, on that much, we agree.

CATE BLANCHETT vs. RACHEL MCADAMS

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Cate in Valentino; Rachel in Self-Portrait

Cate: Hello there, Rachel.

Rachel: Hi, Cate! How are you? Say it.

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Cate in Aouadi Couture; Rachel in Roland Mouret

Cate: I’m – I’m well, and yourself?

Rachel: Fabulous! Say it.

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Cate in Giorgio Armani; Rachel in Cristiano Burani

Cate: I’m sorry, what are you trying to get me to say?

Rachel: What? Nothing! Say it.

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Cate in McQueen; Rachel in Solace London

Cate: I’m sorry, but I don’t quite understand what’s going on here.

Rachel: Nothing! It’s a fashion battle! Right? SAY IT.

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Cate in Givenchy; Rachel in Naeem Khan

Cate: I – is there some sort of medication you should be taking but seem to have forgotten?

Rachel: No, of course not! SAY IT.

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Cate in Giles; Rachel in Elie Saab

Cate: Are you sure? I think there’s a Xanax in my purse somewhere.

Rachel: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SAY IT.

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Cate in Armani Privé; Rachel in Elie Saab

Cate: OH MY GOD JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TO SAY

Rachel:

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JANELLE MONAE vs. KRYSTEN RITTER

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Janelle in Cristiano Burani; Krysten in J. Mendel

Janelle: Oh, shit. It’s Jessica Jones.

Krysten: Janelle! Do you watch the show?

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Janelle in Chanel; Krysten in Olcay Gulsen

Janelle: What show? Jess, I have something to tell you.

Krysten: Um, Jessica Jones. The show I’m on. You just said it.

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Janelle in Erevos Aether; Krysten in Mugler

Janelle: Haha, funny. But seriously, this is important, Jess.

Krysten: Why are you calling me that?

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Janelle in Tracy Reese/Vatanika; Krysten in Osman

Janelle: I SAW HIM, JESSICA. THE CREEPY PURPLE DUDE.

Krysten: No, you didn’t.

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Janelle in Chanel; Krysten in Zuhair Murad

Janelle: I swear, I did!

Krysten: He’s not REAL, Janelle.

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Janelle in Tadashi Shoji; Krysten in Lela Rose

Janelle: He is too! He’s that Doctor Who looking motherfucker!

Krysten: No – I mean, yes, he is, but –

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Janelle in H&M; Krysten in Zuhair Murad

Janelle: DON’T EVEN TELL ME YOU’VE TEAMED UP WITH BARTY CROUCH JUNIOR, JESSICA. I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THAT RIGHT NOW.

Krysten: Uh, I swear, I haven’t. Can I go now?


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