AREEEEE YOUUUUU READYYYYYYYY?
LÉA SEYDOUX vs. FAN BINGBING
Léa in Miu Miu; Fan in Dolce & Gabbana
Léa: What day is it?
Fan: Thursday.
Léa in Miu Miu; Fan in Ulyana Sergeenko
Léa: No, what date is it.
Fan: April 21st.
Léa in Schiaparelli; Fan in Elie Saab
Léa: Isn’t this called March Fabness?
Fan: Yes.
Léa in Miu Miu; Fan in Stéphane Rolland
Léa: Then I don’t understand.
Fan: Well, we don’t all live your glamorous celebrity lifestyle, Léa.
Léa in Miu Miu; Fan in Ralph & Russo
Léa: YOU do, though.
Fan: Well, of course I do. But some people do not have personal assistants, stylists, or the ability to blog full-time.
Léa in Miu Miu; Fan in Ralph & Russo
Léa: How sad for them.
Fan: Yes, yes, très pathétique.
Léa in Miu Miu; Fan in Ralph & Russo
Léa: So… it’s definitely April, then?
Fan: Yes.
Léa in Prada; Fan in Christopher Bu
Léa: This shit’s going to go on until May, isn’t it?
Fan: Yes.
ZENDAYA COLEMAN vs. KIERNAN SHIPKA
Zendaya in Vivienne Westwood; Kiernan in Giamba
Zendaya: Well, I guess I’m woman enough to admit it.
Kiernan: This is quite a match-up we’ve got here, isn’t it?
Zendaya in Lie Sangbong; Kiernan in Miu Miu
Zendaya: Dammit, Kiernan!
Kiernan: What?
Zendaya in dsquared2; Kiernan in Coach
Zendaya: I was going to be the mature one who commented on how equally matched at utter fabness we are.
Kiernan: So?
Zendaya in Michael Kors; Kiernan in Valentino
Zendaya: So, now YOU have to go on and look like the bigger person.
Kiernan: I’m not the one complaining about not being able to look like the bigger person, so I think by default, I’m the bigger person.
Zendaya in Fausto Puglisi; Kiernan in Dior
Zendaya: I don’t even know what you just said.
Kiernan: Forget it.
Zendaya in Marchesa; Kiernan in McQueen
Zendaya: I have a feeling it was insulting.
Kiernan: It probably was.
Zendaya in Marchesa; Kiernan in Dior
Zendaya: Probably?
Kiernan: I mean, I’m not even sure what I said, but odds are, it was shady as hell.
Zendaya in Marchesa; Kiernan in Erdem
Zendaya: Oh, shit. Sally Draper is not fucking around.
Kiernan:
NAOMIE HARRIS vs. LUPITA NYONG’O
Naomie in Marc Jacobs; Lupita in Boss
Naomie: Pardon me, but I have to go, I’m extremely busy.
Lupita: Stop and soak up the limelight, Naomie.
Naomie in Altuzarra; Lupita in Narciso Rodriguez
Naomie: No, I’m sorry, I was in thirty nine thousand movies this year and I have to go promote all of them.
Lupita: Bitch, we’re all busy. You can still take the time to actually look at a camera.
Naomie in Burberry; Lupita in Boss
Naomie: Fine. Are you happy now?
Lupita: Happier than you, that’s for sure.
Naomie in Burberry; Lupita in Maki Oh
Naomie: Now, that’s not fair. Look at my face. Totally pleasant.
Lupita: That’s practically a grimace!
Naomie in Julien Macdonald; Lupita in Dior
Naomie: How about now?
Lupita: That’s more of a smirk.
Naomie in Tory Burch; Lupita in Alessandra Rich
Naomie: Now?
Lupita: That’s just sort of a very subtle Elvis lip.
Naomie in Valentino; Lupita in Alexandre Vauthier
Naomie: Alright, NOW?
Lupita: Do you even want to be here?
Naomie in Stella McCartney; Lupita in Gucci
Naomie: Whatever, weirdo. Who smiles with their teeth in every paparazzi photo? Fuck off already.
Lupita:
CATE BLANCHETT vs. KRYSTEN RITTER
Cate in Valentino
Cate: Triple espresso over ice, please.
Krysten: Excuse me?
Cate in Lanvin; Krysten in Olcay Gulsen
Cate: I’m sorry, what is it you’re doing here?
Krysten: Kicking your ass.
Cate in Schiaparelli; Krysten in J. Mendel
Cate: Oh, that’s simply hilarious. Are you Janelle Monae’s personal assistant?
Krysten: I’m the one you’re competing with, asshole.
Cate in Giles; Krysten in Zuhair Murad
Cate: Oh! Well, I suppose you’ll do.
Krysten: What is your damage?
Cate in McQueen; Krysten in Osman
Cate: Nothing! It’s just, well, you’re no Emma Watson, that’s for damn sure.
Krysten: Well, none of us are Emma Watson, but the March Fabness audience will somehow go on living.
Cate in Armani Privé; Krysten in Mugler
Cate: Do you really think so?
Krysten: Nah, she’d probably still win a write-in ballot.
Cate in Givenchy; Krysten in Lela Rose
Cate: Fuck, I’d vote for her.
Krysten: Me too. WATSON 2016!
Cate in Armani Privé; Krysten in Zuhair Murad
Cate: For March Fabness? Or for president?
Krysten: Since when are they mutually exclusive?
The Democracy Diva 
Respond to March Fabness 2016: Elite Eight