It’s Monday. Give yourself a break and do some judging.
NAOMIE HARRIS vs. KIRSTEN DUNST
Naomie in Kate Spade; Kirsten in Christian Lacroix
Naomie: Fantastic to see you again, Kirsten.
Kirsten:
Naomie in Proenza Schouler; Kirsten in Michael van der Ham
Naomie: That attitude is uncalled for. And anyway, the voters know who I am. That’s all that matters in a democracy.
Kirsten:
Naomie in Rosie Assoulin; Kirsten in Ralph & Russo
Naomie: No, that’s definitely not a thing.
Kirsten:
Naomie in Disaya; Kirsten in Dior
Naomie: Um, no thank you. You’re weird and uncouth.
Kirsten:
Naomie in Calvin Klein; Kirsten in Schiaparelli
Naomie: See? I don’t even know how to respond to something like that.
Kirsten:
Naomie in Gucci; Kirsten in Marc Jacobs
Naomie: Seriously, Kirsten, this is just pathetic.
Kirsten:
Naomie in Burberry; Kirsten in Gucci
Naomie: I don’t have to stand here and take this abuse. I’m out.
Kirsten:
CHRISSY TEIGEN vs. KATE MIDDLETON
Kate in L.K. Bennett
Chrissy:
Kate: It’s okay, Chrissy. I’m used to it. People act pretty weird when they meet a princess.
Kate in Barbara Casasola
Chrissy:
Kate: I swear, I’m just a regular person, Chrissy. Please – just be yourself.
Kate in Kate Spade
Chrissy:
Kate: Oh! Er, yes! Good! If that’s your true self, I welcome it!
Chrissy in Emanuel Ungaro; Kate in McQueen
Chrissy:
Kate: Oh, lovely! Could I perhaps borrow your wind machine, just for a moment?
Chrissy in Blessed are the Meek; Kate in Catherine Walker
Chrissy:
Kate: Don’t laugh! Even royalty needs wind machines!
Chrissy in Jonathan Simkhai; Kate in Preen by Thornton Bregazzi
Chrissy:
Kate: Well, on that note: how does it feel to compete against a princess?
Chrissy in Roberto Cavalli; Kate in Jenny Packham
Chrissy:
Kate: I’ll take that as a compliment.
LUPITA NYONG’O vs. EMMA WATSON
Lupita in Erdem
Lupita: Nope, I’m out. I fully refuse to compete against you. You win this shit no matter how mediocre your wardrobe gets.
Emma:
Lupita in Valentino; Emma in 3.1 Phillip Lim
Lupita: I don’t have to wait. I mean, if those boots aren’t a screw-up…
Emma:
Lupita in Escada
Lupita: Of what? Your ill-fitting suit?
Emma:
Lupita in Escada; Emma in Oscar de la Renta
Lupita: Well, now, don’t CRY about it. Now you’re making me feel bad.
Emma:
Lupita in Dolce & Gabbana
Lupita: Don’t give me that look! I… well, I almost felt bad. Is that good enough?
Emma:
Emma in Givenchy
Lupita: Let’s move this along, princess. I don’t have all day.
Emma:
Lupita in Carolina Herrera; Emma in Elie Saab
Lupita: Any last words? Anything you just need to get off your chest before life grants you another undeserved victory?
Emma:
LILY COLLINS vs. RYAN GOSLING
Lily in Mary Katrantzou
Lily: Seriously? You’re still here?
Ryan:
Lily in Dior
Lily: It means you’re way out of your league, honey.
Ryan:
Lily in Alberta Ferretti; Ryan in Gucci
Lily: So it doesn’t bother you at all that you’re here because you’re hot and not because you dress particularly well?
Ryan:
Lily in McQueen; Ryan in Gucci
Lily: You know, if you’re going to bring down the quality of this competition, the least you could do is take it seriously.
Ryan:
Lily in Elie Saab; Ryan in Gucci
Lily: Is this a fucking joke to you?
Ryan:
Lily in Elie Saab; Ryan in Gucci
Lily: Wow. You really are just a prick who owns ten of the same Gucci suit.
Ryan:
Lily in Zuhair Murad; Ryan in Gucci
Lily: NEVER. Now, I order you to take your ordinary tuxes and go.
Ryan:
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