March Fabness 2017, Sweet 16: Part 2

It’s Monday. Give yourself a break and do some judging.

NAOMIE HARRIS vs. KIRSTEN DUNST

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Naomie in Kate Spade; Kirsten in Christian Lacroix

Naomie: Fantastic to see you again, Kirsten.

Kirsten:

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Naomie in Proenza Schouler; Kirsten in Michael van der Ham

Naomie: That attitude is uncalled for. And anyway, the voters know who I am. That’s all that matters in a democracy.

Kirsten:

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Naomie in Rosie Assoulin; Kirsten in Ralph & Russo

Naomie: No, that’s definitely not a thing.

Kirsten:

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Naomie in Disaya; Kirsten in Dior

Naomie: Um, no thank you. You’re weird and uncouth.

Kirsten:

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Naomie in Calvin Klein; Kirsten in Schiaparelli

Naomie: See? I don’t even know how to respond to something like that.

Kirsten:

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Naomie in Gucci; Kirsten in Marc Jacobs

Naomie: Seriously, Kirsten, this is just pathetic.

Kirsten:

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Naomie in Burberry; Kirsten in Gucci

Naomie: I don’t have to stand here and take this abuse. I’m out.

Kirsten:

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CHRISSY TEIGEN vs. KATE MIDDLETON

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Kate in L.K. Bennett

Chrissy:

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Kate: It’s okay, Chrissy. I’m used to it. People act pretty weird when they meet a princess.

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Kate in Barbara Casasola

Chrissy:

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Kate: I swear, I’m just a regular person, Chrissy. Please – just be yourself.

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Kate in Kate Spade

Chrissy:

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Kate: Oh! Er, yes! Good! If that’s your true self, I welcome it!

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Chrissy in Emanuel Ungaro; Kate in McQueen

Chrissy:

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Kate: Oh, lovely! Could I perhaps borrow your wind machine, just for a moment?

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Chrissy in Blessed are the Meek; Kate in Catherine Walker

Chrissy:

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Kate: Don’t laugh! Even royalty needs wind machines!

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Chrissy in Jonathan Simkhai; Kate in Preen by Thornton Bregazzi

Chrissy:

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Kate: Well, on that note: how does it feel to compete against a princess?

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Chrissy in Roberto Cavalli; Kate in Jenny Packham

Chrissy:

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Kate: I’ll take that as a compliment.

LUPITA NYONG’O vs. EMMA WATSON

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Lupita in Erdem

Lupita: Nope, I’m out. I fully refuse to compete against you. You win this shit no matter how mediocre your wardrobe gets.

Emma:

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Lupita in Valentino; Emma in 3.1 Phillip Lim

Lupita: I don’t have to wait. I mean, if those boots aren’t a screw-up…

Emma:

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Lupita in Escada

Lupita: Of what? Your ill-fitting suit?

Emma:

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Lupita in Escada; Emma in Oscar de la Renta

Lupita: Well, now, don’t CRY about it. Now you’re making me feel bad.

Emma:

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Lupita in Dolce & Gabbana

Lupita: Don’t give me that look! I… well, I almost felt bad. Is that good enough?

Emma:

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Emma in Givenchy

Lupita: Let’s move this along, princess. I don’t have all day.

Emma:

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Lupita in Carolina Herrera; Emma in Elie Saab

Lupita: Any last words? Anything you just need to get off your chest before life grants you another undeserved victory?

Emma:

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LILY COLLINS vs. RYAN GOSLING

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Lily in Mary Katrantzou

Lily: Seriously? You’re still here?

Ryan:

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Lily in Dior

Lily: It means you’re way out of your league, honey.

Ryan:

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Lily in Alberta Ferretti; Ryan in Gucci

Lily: So it doesn’t bother you at all that you’re here because you’re hot and not because you dress particularly well?

Ryan:

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Lily in McQueen; Ryan in Gucci

Lily: You know, if you’re going to bring down the quality of this competition, the least you could do is take it seriously.

Ryan:

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Lily in Elie Saab; Ryan in Gucci

Lily: Is this a fucking joke to you?

Ryan:

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Lily in Elie Saab; Ryan in Gucci

Lily: Wow. You really are just a prick who owns ten of the same Gucci suit.

Ryan:

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Lily in Zuhair Murad; Ryan in Gucci

Lily: NEVER. Now, I order you to take your ordinary tuxes and go.

Ryan:

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Don’t miss a single goddamn poll. Catch up here: Sweet 16 Part 1


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2 responses to March Fabness 2017, Sweet 16: Part 2

  1. Brian Tan

    UMM am I the only one seeing this Lupita vs. Emma Watson showdown right now? These stats have got me gagging.

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