March Fabness 2017, Sweet 16: Part 1

LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEE

JANELLE MONAE vs. HAILEE STEINFELD

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Janelle in Sherie L. Nevett

Janelle:

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Hailee: Oh, shit.

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Janelle:

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Hailee: This is really unfair.

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Janelle in Marc Jacobs; Hailee in Elie Saab

Janelle:

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Hailee: Nobody TOLD me I was supposed to prepare a feminist manifesto!

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Janelle in Zuhair Murad; Hailee in Balmain

Janelle:

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Hailee: Seriously, how is this even fair?

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Janelle in Georges Chakra; Hailee in Chanel

Janelle:

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Hailee: This competition is goddamn RIGGED.

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Janelle in Sass & Bide; Hailee in Elie Saab

Janelle:

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Hailee: Do I even get a chance to develop MY empowering monologue, or is this just the Janelle Show?

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Janelle in Nicci Hou; Hailee in Balmain

Janelle:

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Hailee: I truly don’t know how to respond to that.

ZACHARY QUINTO vs. DIANE KRUGER

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Diane in Valentino

Zachary: So, Diane.

Diane: What? Make it quick, I’m making this face because I have to pee.

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Diane in Giambattista Valli

Zachary: How are… things?

Diane: You wanna narrow that down a little for me?

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Diane in Nina Ricci

Zachary: I’m sure the last few months have been hard for you…

Diane: Ugh. Not this again.

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Diane in Boss

Zachary: What?

Diane: I swear, every man I’ve met for six months just wants to know if I’m still single.

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Diane in Prabal Gurung

Zachary: No – I –

Diane: I’m flattered, Zachary, really.

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Zachary: No, you DEFINITELY don’t understand –

Diane: Yes, my breakup with Joshua Jackson was difficult. But no, I am not interested in sleeping with you.

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Diane in Jason Wu

Zachary: Well, that’s a relief. Anyway… is Pacey seeing anyone?

Diane: You have GOT to be kidding me.

EMMA STONE vs. TARAJI P. HENSON

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Emma in Brock Collection

Emma: Taraji! It is an absolute honor to compete against you.

Taraji:

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Emma in Gucci

Emma: Oh – I’m not, er, “playing” you. I just really admire your work.

Taraji:

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Emma: Oh – um – I’m not sure what to say without offending you, then –

Taraji:

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Emma in The Row; Taraji in Marc Jacobs

Emma: If we could just sit down and talk about this, I’m sure –

Taraji:

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Emma in Givenchy; Taraji in Giambattista Valli

Emma: But I only want to –

Taraji:

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Emma in Stella McCartney

Emma: That is just uncalled for, and I –

Taraji:

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Emma in Armani Privé; Taraji in Reem Acra

Emma: Fine! Fuck you anyhow, lady!

Taraji:

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EVAN RACHEL WOOD vs. RUTH NEGGA

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Evan in Altuzarra; Ruth in MaxMara/Miu Miu

Evan:

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Ruth: Uh… haha! That’s funny, Evan!

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Evan in Jonathan Simkhai; Ruth in Rodarte

Evan:

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Ruth: Um, can we drop this? You’re starting to make me uncomfortable.

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Evan in Wolf and Badger; Ruth in The Vampire’s Wife

Evan:

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Ruth: Let’s try a different tactic. How would you describe my fashion sense?

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Evan in Alberta Ferretti; Ruth in Rodarte

Evan:

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Ruth: I still can’t decide if you’re crazy or just a straight-up asshole.

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Evan in Altuzarra; Ruth in Prada

Evan:

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Ruth: Definitely leaning towards crazy.

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Evan in Cinq à Sept; Ruth in Valentino

Evan:

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Ruth: I’m wearing Valentino, for God’s sake! How is that not making an effort?

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Evan in Altuzarra; Ruth in Valentino

Evan:

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Ruth: We get it. You’re weird. Can I go now?


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