It’s democracy in action, motherfuckers.
Here we go, divas! Time to begin your Round 1 judging with the first of eight fabulous brackets. Color commentary will begin in Round 2, once these starlets have proven they’re worthy of the time it takes me to write witticisms. Now, enjoy the Chanel bracket, and VOTE VOTE VOTE!
JESSICA CHASTAIN vs. DAKOTA FANNING
Jessica in No. 21 vs. Dakota in Dolce & Gabbana
Jessica in Elie Saab vs. Dakota in Proenza Schouler
Jessica in Oscar de la Renta vs. Dakota
Jessica in Zuhair Murad vs. Dakota in J. Mendel
Jessica in Prada vs. Dakota in Prada
ZOE SALDANA vs. TRACEE ELLIS ROSS
Zoe in Antonio Berardi vs. Tracee in Balmain
Zoe in Givenchy vs. Tracee in Chanel
Zoe in Armani Privé vs. Tracee in Comme des Garçons
Zoe in Emilio Pucci vs. Tracee in Jenny Packham
Zoe in Gucci vs. Tracee in Marc Jacobs
YARA SHAHIDI vs. EVAN RACHEL WOOD
Yara in Marni vs. Evan in Altuzarra
Yara in Chanel vs. Evan in Mugler
Yara in Zimmermann vs. Evan in Stella McCartney
Yara in Ralph Lauren vs. Evan in Brandon Maxwell
Yara in Prada vs. Evan in Jeremy Scott for Moschino
KERRY WASHINGTON vs. COCO ROCHA
Kerry in Faith Connexion vs. Coco in Jean Paul Gaultier
Kerry in Roberto Cavalli vs. Coco in Iris van Herpen
Kerry in J. Mendel vs. Coco in Marchesa
Kerry in Gucci vs. Coco in Zac Posen
Kerry in Dolce & Gabbana vs. Coco in Georges Hobeika
The Democracy Diva 
Respond to March Fabness 2018, Round 1: Chanel Bracket