March Fabness 2018: It Begins.

Oh my god, we’re back again. 

What is March Fabness?

It’s like March Madness, but with stilettos and party drugs. Democracy Diva tracks the most fashionable celebrity looks of the year, and organizes the 64 best-dressed stars into a March Madness-style bracket, seeding starlets based on their red carpet records. Then I pit them against each other in a vicious battle where YOU vote on who will be crowned Fabbest of Them All.

How do I vote?

I’ll post a group of match-ups almost every day (or as often as my more-than-full-time work schedule will allow – be patient or pay me enough money to retire from real life), featuring red carpet photos, imaginary smack-talk, and polls. You vote for the best dressed, NOT the person you like the most/have actually heard of. As a wise woman once said,

Who won last year?

The iconic Janelle Monae.

What are the first round match-ups?

Your 2017 March Fabness brackets (which have arbitrary designer names because it feels fancy) feature the following ferocious fashion fights:

Chanel Bracket

Clean-cut classic JESSICA CHASTAIN vs. glam-hippie DAKOTA FANNING

Funky romantic ZOE SALDANA vs. risk-taker TRACEE ELLIS ROSS

Electric, adorable YARA SHAHIDI vs. ladypants enthusiast EVAN RACHEL WOOD

Scandalous KERRY WASHINGTON vs. runway diva COCO ROCHA

Gucci Bracket

America’s sweetheart¹ REESE WITHERSPOON vs. America’s next top model WINNIE HARLOW

Britain’s sweetheart² KATE MIDDLETON vs. California girl BRIE LARSON

Mega-model GIGI HADID vs. Mad Men‘s KIERNAN SHIPKA

Tonya Harding MARGOT ROBBIE vs. la-la-lovely EMMA STONE

¹ Until Adam Rippon usurped her, Feb. 2018.
² Until Meghan Markle usurped her, Nov. 2017.

Dior Bracket

Ice queen NICOLE KIDMAN vs. reigning champion JANELLE MONAE

The wonderous GAL GADOT vs. the eyebrows that launched a thousand ships CARA DELEVINGNE

Nakiastounding LUPITA NYONG’O vs. Victoria’s Secret angelic LILY ALDRIDGE

The worldwide-beloved PRIYANKA CHOPRA vs. the fabulous Frenchwoman MARION COTILLARD

McQueen Bracket

Insecure icon ISSA RAE vs. Moonlight mother NAOMIE HARRIS

Five-time Oscar nominee JULIANNE MOORE vs. four-time March Fabness winner EMMA WATSON


March Fabness 2013 champ DIANE KRUGER vs. Swedish star ALICIA VIKANDER

Valentino Bracket

Fashion maven KATE BOSWORTH vs. the Rey-diant DAISY RIDLEY

The internet’s fave music video star TESSA THOMPSON vs. British modeling icon JOURDAN DUNN

Gen Z Disney princess ELLE FANNING vs. hipster-chic MICHELLE WILLIAMS

This is Us‘s MANDY MOORE vs. Twitter’s CHRISSY TEIGEN

Givenchy Bracket

Actress-turned-singer HAILEE STEINFELD vs. actress-turned-director GRETA GERWIG

Tweenage superstarlet MILLIE BOBBY BROWN vs. vampire diarist NINA DOBREV

Model mogul KARLIE KLOSS vs. March Fabness 2016 winner CATE BLANCHETT

China’s biggest star FAN BINGBING vs. the GLOWing ALISON BRIE

Prada Bracket

Ultimate cool girl ZENDAYA COLEMAN vs. ultimate gossip girl BLAKE LIVELY

Get Out‘s ALLISON WILLIAMS vs.  Insta-famous Portuguese model SARA SAMPAIO

Supermodel of the world NAOMI CAMPBELL vs. Bollywood bombshell SONAM KAPOOR

The ubiquitous JENNIFER LAWRENCE vs. globe-trotting fashion week fan GABRIELLE UNION

Versace Bracket

Movie muse KIRSTEN DUNST vs. Steve’s squeeze NATALIA DYER

The utterly chic KATE MARA vs. Her Majesty the Queen CLAIRE FOY

Australian actress NAOMI WATTS vs. Shameless star EMMY ROSSUM

Indie darling LILY COLLINS vs. beauty queen OLIVIA CULPO

Can I fill out a real bracket?

Yes, bitch. Download it here: March Fabness 2018 Starter Bracket

And come back soon – Round 1 is just around the corner.

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