Oh my god, we’re back again.
What is March Fabness?
It’s like March Madness, but with stilettos and party drugs. Democracy Diva tracks the most fashionable celebrity looks of the year, and organizes the 64 best-dressed stars into a March Madness-style bracket, seeding starlets based on their red carpet records. Then I pit them against each other in a vicious battle where YOU vote on who will be crowned Fabbest of Them All.
How do I vote?
I’ll post a group of match-ups almost every day (or as often as my more-than-full-time work schedule will allow – be patient or pay me enough money to retire from real life), featuring red carpet photos, imaginary smack-talk, and polls. You vote for the best dressed, NOT the person you like the most/have actually heard of. As a wise woman once said,
Who won last year?
The iconic Janelle Monae.
What are the first round match-ups?
Your 2017 March Fabness brackets (which have arbitrary designer names because it feels fancy) feature the following ferocious fashion fights:
Clean-cut classic JESSICA CHASTAIN vs. glam-hippie DAKOTA FANNING
Funky romantic ZOE SALDANA vs. risk-taker TRACEE ELLIS ROSS
Electric, adorable YARA SHAHIDI vs. ladypants enthusiast EVAN RACHEL WOOD
Scandalous KERRY WASHINGTON vs. runway diva COCO ROCHA
America’s sweetheart¹ REESE WITHERSPOON vs. America’s next top model WINNIE HARLOW
Britain’s sweetheart² KATE MIDDLETON vs. California girl BRIE LARSON
Mega-model GIGI HADID vs. Mad Men‘s KIERNAN SHIPKA
Tonya Harding MARGOT ROBBIE vs. la-la-lovely EMMA STONE
¹ Until Adam Rippon usurped her, Feb. 2018.
² Until Meghan Markle usurped her, Nov. 2017.
Ice queen NICOLE KIDMAN vs. reigning champion JANELLE MONAE
The wonderous GAL GADOT vs. the eyebrows that launched a thousand ships CARA DELEVINGNE
Nakiastounding LUPITA NYONG’O vs. Victoria’s Secret angelic LILY ALDRIDGE
The worldwide-beloved PRIYANKA CHOPRA vs. the fabulous Frenchwoman MARION COTILLARD
Insecure icon ISSA RAE vs. Moonlight mother NAOMIE HARRIS
Five-time Oscar nominee JULIANNE MOORE vs. four-time March Fabness winner EMMA WATSON
Bird lady SAOIRSE RONAN vs. Brooklyn lady MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL
March Fabness 2013 champ DIANE KRUGER vs. Swedish star ALICIA VIKANDER
Fashion maven KATE BOSWORTH vs. the Rey-diant DAISY RIDLEY
The internet’s fave music video star TESSA THOMPSON vs. British modeling icon JOURDAN DUNN
Gen Z Disney princess ELLE FANNING vs. hipster-chic MICHELLE WILLIAMS
This is Us‘s MANDY MOORE vs. Twitter’s CHRISSY TEIGEN
Actress-turned-singer HAILEE STEINFELD vs. actress-turned-director GRETA GERWIG
Tweenage superstarlet MILLIE BOBBY BROWN vs. vampire diarist NINA DOBREV
Model mogul KARLIE KLOSS vs. March Fabness 2016 winner CATE BLANCHETT
China’s biggest star FAN BINGBING vs. the GLOWing ALISON BRIE
Ultimate cool girl ZENDAYA COLEMAN vs. ultimate gossip girl BLAKE LIVELY
Get Out‘s ALLISON WILLIAMS vs. Insta-famous Portuguese model SARA SAMPAIO
Supermodel of the world NAOMI CAMPBELL vs. Bollywood bombshell SONAM KAPOOR
The ubiquitous JENNIFER LAWRENCE vs. globe-trotting fashion week fan GABRIELLE UNION
Movie muse KIRSTEN DUNST vs. Steve’s squeeze NATALIA DYER
The utterly chic KATE MARA vs. Her Majesty the Queen CLAIRE FOY
Australian actress NAOMI WATTS vs. Shameless star EMMY ROSSUM
Indie darling LILY COLLINS vs. beauty queen OLIVIA CULPO
Can I fill out a real bracket?
Yes, bitch. Download it here: March Fabness 2018 Starter Bracket
And come back soon – Round 1 is just around the corner.