March Fabness 2016: Let the Games Begin!

That’s right, divas. March Fabness is finally here.

What is March Fabness?

It’s like March Madness, but with more Spanx. The Democracy Diva tracks the best celebrity looks of the year, and organizes the 64 best-dressed stars into a March Madness-style bracket, seeding starlets based on their red carpet records. Then I pit them against each other in a vicious battle where YOU decide who wins the title of Fabbest of Them All.

How do I vote?

I’ll post a group of match-ups almost every day (or as often as my more-than-full-time work schedule will allow – be patient with me this year, divas!), featuring red carpet photos, imaginary smack-talk, and polls. You vote for the best dressed, NOT the person you like the most/have actually heard of. As a wise woman once said,

bestfriend

Who won last year?

Emma Watson, who has destroyed the competition four times in March Fabness’s five-year history. But she was busy this year being an awesome feminist ambassador person, which means she didn’t hit up enough red carpets to qualify for March Fabness 2016. (I swear, I didn’t do this on purpose just to force you guys to let someone else win this thing for a change. It’s Emma’s fault. Take it up with her people. Or, don’t, because she has more important shit going on.)

What are the first round match-ups?

Your 2016 March Fabness bracket match-ups are…

Chanel Bracket

DIANE KRUGER vs. LILY COLLINS

MIRANDA KERR vs. KIRSTEN DUNST

OLIVIA PALERMO vs. ZOE KRAVITZ

LÉA SEYDOUX vs. JESSICA CHASTAIN

Gucci Bracket

LAVERNE COX vs. SIENNA MILLER

EMILY BLUNT vs. NICOLE KIDMAN

BLAKE LIVELY vs. FAN BINGBING

ALICIA VIKANDER vs. EMMA ROBERTS

Dior Bracket

ELIZABETH BANKS vs. DUCHESS KATE

MINDY KALING vs. KARLIE KLOSS

OLIVIA WILDE vs. CLAIRE DANES

ZENDAYA COLEMAN vs. FREIDA PINTO

McQueen Bracket

KRISTEN STEWART vs. MARION COTILLARD

KIERNAN SHIPKA vs. NATALIE DORMER

JULIANNE MOORE vs DITA VON TEESE

JENNIFER LAWRENCE vs. RIHANNA

Valentino Bracket

NAOMIE HARRIS vs. ELLE FANNING

CHRISSY TEIGEN vs. VICTORIA BECKHAM

KERRY WASHINGTON vs. TAYLOR SWIFT

ROONEY MARA vs. BRIE LARSON

Givenchy Bracket

NATALIE PORTMAN vs. EMILIA CLARKE

NAOMI WATTS vs. EMMY ROSSUM

CARA DELEVINGNE vs. EDDIE REDMAYNE

LUPITA NYONG’O vs. CHARLIZE THERON

Prada Bracket

CATE BLANCHETT vs. DIANNA AGRON

JENA MALONE vs. RACHEL WEISZ

LILY JAMES vs. KATE MARA

RACHEL MCADAMS vs. DAISY RIDLEY

Versace Bracket

JANELLE MONAE vs. MICHELLE MONAGHAN

LADY GAGA vs. ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY

SAOIRSE RONAN vs. KRYSTEN RITTER

KATE BOSWORTH vs. CAMILLA BELLE

Do you have an actual bracket I can fill out for funzies?

Obvi. Download it here: March Fabness 2016 Bracket. And come back tomorrow for the start of Round 1!


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2 responses to March Fabness 2016: Let the Games Begin!

  1. Have you always done the “actual bracket” thing? How had I not seen that? The fact that March Fabness comes with a play-along spreadsheet would make me love you even more, if that was even remotely possible.

    • democracydiva – Author

      I think I skipped it last year because I had done it previously and felt like no one actually cared about having a real bracket. But clearly I was wrong! YAY!

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