That’s right, divas. March Fabness is finally here.
What is March Fabness?
It’s like March Madness, but with more Spanx. The Democracy Diva tracks the best celebrity looks of the year, and organizes the 64 best-dressed stars into a March Madness-style bracket, seeding starlets based on their red carpet records. Then I pit them against each other in a vicious battle where YOU decide who wins the title of Fabbest of Them All.
How do I vote?
I’ll post a group of match-ups almost every day (or as often as my more-than-full-time work schedule will allow – be patient with me this year, divas!), featuring red carpet photos, imaginary smack-talk, and polls. You vote for the best dressed, NOT the person you like the most/have actually heard of. As a wise woman once said,
Who won last year?
Emma Watson, who has destroyed the competition four times in March Fabness’s five-year history. But she was busy this year being an awesome feminist ambassador person, which means she didn’t hit up enough red carpets to qualify for March Fabness 2016. (I swear, I didn’t do this on purpose just to force you guys to let someone else win this thing for a change. It’s Emma’s fault. Take it up with her people. Or, don’t, because she has more important shit going on.)
What are the first round match-ups?
Your 2016 March Fabness bracket match-ups are…
DIANE KRUGER vs. LILY COLLINS
MIRANDA KERR vs. KIRSTEN DUNST
OLIVIA PALERMO vs. ZOE KRAVITZ
LÉA SEYDOUX vs. JESSICA CHASTAIN
LAVERNE COX vs. SIENNA MILLER
EMILY BLUNT vs. NICOLE KIDMAN
BLAKE LIVELY vs. FAN BINGBING
ALICIA VIKANDER vs. EMMA ROBERTS
ELIZABETH BANKS vs. DUCHESS KATE
MINDY KALING vs. KARLIE KLOSS
OLIVIA WILDE vs. CLAIRE DANES
ZENDAYA COLEMAN vs. FREIDA PINTO
KRISTEN STEWART vs. MARION COTILLARD
KIERNAN SHIPKA vs. NATALIE DORMER
JULIANNE MOORE vs DITA VON TEESE
JENNIFER LAWRENCE vs. RIHANNA
NAOMIE HARRIS vs. ELLE FANNING
CHRISSY TEIGEN vs. VICTORIA BECKHAM
KERRY WASHINGTON vs. TAYLOR SWIFT
ROONEY MARA vs. BRIE LARSON
NATALIE PORTMAN vs. EMILIA CLARKE
NAOMI WATTS vs. EMMY ROSSUM
CARA DELEVINGNE vs. EDDIE REDMAYNE
LUPITA NYONG’O vs. CHARLIZE THERON
CATE BLANCHETT vs. DIANNA AGRON
JENA MALONE vs. RACHEL WEISZ
LILY JAMES vs. KATE MARA
RACHEL MCADAMS vs. DAISY RIDLEY
JANELLE MONAE vs. MICHELLE MONAGHAN
LADY GAGA vs. ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY
SAOIRSE RONAN vs. KRYSTEN RITTER
KATE BOSWORTH vs. CAMILLA BELLE
Do you have an actual bracket I can fill out for funzies?
Obvi. Download it here: March Fabness 2016 Bracket. And come back tomorrow for the start of Round 1!