March Fabness 2016, Round 1: Givenchy Bracket

Your workweek deserves a healthy dose of competition. 

NATALIE PORTMAN vs. EMILIA CLARKE

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Natalie in Rodarte; Emilia in Dior

Natalie: Hello, Khaleesi.

Emilia: *nods* Amidala.

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Natalie in Dior; Emilia in Dior

Natalie: So, who do you think –

Emilia: Me.

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Natalie in Lanvin; Emilia in Isa Arfen

Natalie: What? I didn’t even ask my question!

Emilia: Doesn’t matter. The answer is ME.

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Natalie in Dior; Emilia in Valentino

Natalie: I was GOING to say, who –

Emilia: do I think would win in a queen vs. queen fight? Me.

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Natalie in Dior; Emilia in Dior

Natalie: Okay, but who –

Emilia: do I think would win in a similarly high-stakes but slightly less fatal fashion face-off? Me. Time to turn in your crown, sweetheart.

NAOMI WATTS vs. EMMY ROSSUM

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Naomi in Marchesa; Emmy in Elle Sasson

Naomi: Hi, Emmy, sorry I’m late. I just saw Queen Amidala punch Daenerys Targaryen in the face, so I got a little distracted.

Emmy: Well, sure. Who wouldn’t?

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Naomi in Armani Privé; Emmy in Thakoon

Naomi: It’s despicable, isn’t it? Those ladies taking this little game so seriously.

Emmy: I wholeheartedly agree.

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Naomi in Ralph Lauren; Emmy in Dion Lee

Naomi: It’s such a shame everyone can’t be as honorable as we are.

Emmy: Too true, Naomi. Too true.

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Naomi in Armani Privé; Emmy in Armani Privé

Naomi: I mean, fighting? With their fists? I never.

Emmy: Nor I.

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Naomi in Elie Saab; Emmy in Carolina Herrera

Naomi: Everyone knows that a true woman only fights her fashion battles with lance and sword. Not her HANDS.

Emmy: Oh. Um. I gotta go.

CARA DELEVINGNE vs. EDDIE REDMAYNE

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Cara in Alexandre Vauthier; Eddie in Dior

Cara: Hey, cheekbones.

Eddie: Hello again, Cara.

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Cara in Alexandre Vauthier; Eddie in Ralph Lauren

Cara: So, have you ditched that wife of yours for me yet?

Eddie: What? No! Never! And also, aren’t you gay?

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Cara in Burberry; Eddie in Gucci

Cara: Sexuality is a spectrum, Eddie. Read a book. Or see one of your movies.

Eddie: Well – I – are you aware that you’re rather intimidating?

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Cara in Mary Katrantzou; Eddie in Gucci

Cara: It’s just the eyebrows. You’ll get used to it. Can I borrow that polka-dotted tuxedo jacket?

Eddie: Er – you –

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Cara in Stella McCartney; Eddie in Valentino

Cara: Oh, cool your tits, Eddie. I’m just messing with you. You make an incredibly easy target.

Eddie: Thank you?

LUPITA NYONG’O vs. CHARLIZE THERON

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Lupita in Boss; Charlize in Dior

Lupita: Well, let’s get this over with. I’ve got places to be, and people to stun with my captivating beauty.

Charlize: Careful, Lupita. Rush through this, and you’ll find yourself at the business end of one of my stilletos.

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Lupita in Maki Oh; Charlize in Cushnie et Ochs

Lupita: Oh, that’s very funny. What are you even doing now, other than Dior ads?

Charlize: Um… ever heard of a little movie called Mad Max: Fury Road?

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Lupita in Dior; Charlize in Dior

Lupita: Oh, shit! That was you? I straight up did not recognize you in a ball gown.

Charlize: And what about you, Lupita? What has kept you so busy that you’re willing to rush through our little fashion battle?

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Lupita in Alexandre Vauthier; Charlize in Dior

Lupita: Um. Are you serious? I’m literally standing in front of the words STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS.

Charlize: I saw that movie, and I definitely did not see you anywhere in it.

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Lupita in Gucci; Charlize in Dior

Lupita: I WAS SO IN IT. God, my parents said the same thing. You can be in a movie even if your actual face isn’t in it! People do it in animated movies all the time!

Charlize: Alright, alright. Calm down. You were in it. And I narrated March of the Penguins.


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