March Fabness 2016, Round 1: Prada Bracket

Happy Friday, judgmental bitches!  

CATE BLANCHETT vs. DIANNA AGRON

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Cate in Lanvin; Dianna in Marc Jacobs

Cate: Yes, love, could I get a glass of pinot grigio?

Dianna: Excuse me?

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Cate in Armani Privé; Dianna in Adrien Sauvage

Cate: You’re right. Make it a martini.

Dianna: I’m actually not here to serve you drinks.

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Cate in Giles; Dianna in Tory Burch

Cate: Oh, I’m terribly sorry. Then I’ll have an eighth of the Purple Kush.

Dianna: Cate, I’m not your fucking weed dealer.

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Cate in McQueen; Dianna in Rosie Assoulin

Cate: It’s Ms. Blanchett, if you please. And I don’t do coke anymore, so I’m not sure what you want from me.

Dianna: I’M NOT HERE FOR THAT.

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Cate in Armani Privé; Dianna in Tory Burch

Cate: Ohh, I’m so sorry. Of course! You’re the fluffer!

Dianna: … I have to go.

JENA MALONE vs. RACHEL WEISZ

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Jena in Mary Katrantzou; Rachel in McQueen

Jena: Can I just ask you –

Rachel: I’m not going to talk about what sex with Daniel Craig is like.

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Jena in Roksanda; Rachel in Oscar de la Renta

Jena: Shit. I was just going to ask who cuts your hair, but you just… went there.

Rachel: I’m sorry. It’s been a long week.

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Jena in Miu Miu; Rachel in Lanvin

Jena: A long week of people asking you about your sex life?

Rachel: I’m married to JAMES BOND. People never stop asking me about my sex life.

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Jena in Gauri & Nainika; Rachel in Louis Vuitton

Jena: I get it. People never stop asking me about Jennifer Lawrence.

Rachel: You had sex with Jennifer Lawrence?

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Jena in Reem Acra; Rachel in Valentino

Jena: No. People just fucking love to talk about Jennifer Lawrence.

Rachel: Trust me. It’d be worse if you were having sex with her.

LILY JAMES vs. KATE MARA

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Lily in Valentino; Kate in Valentino

Lily: Pleasure to meet you, Kate!

Kate: A space print? Really?

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Lily in Erdem; Kate in Giambattista Valli

Lily: What? We can’t both be in the same print?

Kate: And now the florals! I can’t have you stealing my style, woman.

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Lily in Erdem; Kate in Marc Jacobs

Lily: Don’t flatter yourself.

Kate: Stop stealing my shoes.

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Lily in McQueen; Kate in Dior

Lily: You’re exhausting.

Kate: You’re jealous.

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Lily in Elie Saab; Kate in Diane von Furstenberg

Lily: I’m starting to understand why that guy pushed you in front of a train.

Kate: Yeah, I get that a lot.

RACHEL MCADAMS vs. DAISY RIDLEY

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Rachel in Zuhair Murad; Daisy in Chanel

Rachel: 

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Daisy: Uh… I’m not wearing a bracelet.

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Rachel in Cristiano Bruni; Daisy in Roksanda

Rachel:

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Daisy: Are you seriously Regina George-ing me right now?

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Rachel in Valentino; Daisy in Chanel

Rachel:

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Daisy: Seriously? What is your problem?

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Rachel in Elie Saab; Daisy in Roland Mouret

Rachel:

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Daisy: Could I speak to a real person, please?

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Rachel in Naeem Khan; Daisy in Chloé

Rachel:

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Daisy: Can I go home now?


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