Happy Friday, judgmental bitches!
CATE BLANCHETT vs. DIANNA AGRON
Cate: Yes, love, could I get a glass of pinot grigio?
Dianna: Excuse me?
Cate: You’re right. Make it a martini.
Dianna: I’m actually not here to serve you drinks.
Cate: Oh, I’m terribly sorry. Then I’ll have an eighth of the Purple Kush.
Dianna: Cate, I’m not your fucking weed dealer.
Cate: It’s Ms. Blanchett, if you please. And I don’t do coke anymore, so I’m not sure what you want from me.
Dianna: I’M NOT HERE FOR THAT.
Cate: Ohh, I’m so sorry. Of course! You’re the fluffer!
Dianna: … I have to go.
JENA MALONE vs. RACHEL WEISZ
Jena: Can I just ask you –
Rachel: I’m not going to talk about what sex with Daniel Craig is like.
Jena: Shit. I was just going to ask who cuts your hair, but you just… went there.
Rachel: I’m sorry. It’s been a long week.
Jena: A long week of people asking you about your sex life?
Rachel: I’m married to JAMES BOND. People never stop asking me about my sex life.
Jena: I get it. People never stop asking me about Jennifer Lawrence.
Rachel: You had sex with Jennifer Lawrence?
Jena: No. People just fucking love to talk about Jennifer Lawrence.
Rachel: Trust me. It’d be worse if you were having sex with her.
LILY JAMES vs. KATE MARA
Lily: Pleasure to meet you, Kate!
Kate: A space print? Really?
Lily: What? We can’t both be in the same print?
Kate: And now the florals! I can’t have you stealing my style, woman.
Lily: Don’t flatter yourself.
Kate: Stop stealing my shoes.
Lily: You’re exhausting.
Kate: You’re jealous.
Lily: I’m starting to understand why that guy pushed you in front of a train.
Kate: Yeah, I get that a lot.
RACHEL MCADAMS vs. DAISY RIDLEY
Daisy: Uh… I’m not wearing a bracelet.
Daisy: Are you seriously Regina George-ing me right now?
Daisy: Seriously? What is your problem?
Daisy: Could I speak to a real person, please?
Daisy: Can I go home now?