Only two will make it out alive.
FAN BINGBING vs. ZENDAYA COLEMAN
Fan in Valentino; Zendaya in Vivienne Westwood
Fan: Oh, are you still here?
Zendaya: *stares off into space*
Fan in Ralph & Russo; Zendaya in Michael Kors
Fan: Excuse me, but I’m trying to insult you.
Zendaya: Oh, I’m sorry.
Fan in Elie Saab; Zendaya in Solace London
Fan: If you could just listen when I’m shit-talking, that would be great.
Zendaya: I didn’t realize I was still required to communicate with lesser species.
Fan in Ralph & Russo; Zendaya in Self-Portrait
Fan: I’m sorry, what was that?
Zendaya: LESSER. SPECIES.
Fan in Ralph & Russo; Zendaya in Michael Kors
Fan: Where the fuck do you get off?
Zendaya: *gazes out the window*
Fan in Ralph & Russo; Zendaya in Michael Kors
Fan: Hello?! I’m ranting here!
Zendaya: Hm? What?
Fan in Marchesa; Zendaya in Marchesa
Fan: You’re making this really difficult.
Zendaya: Well, that’s too bad.
Fan in Stéphane Rolland; Zendaya in Marchesa
Fan: What exactly happened to make you such an asshole?
Zendaya: You’re joking, right?
Fan in Christopher Bu; Zendaya in Fausto Puglisi
Fan: No. Why are you acting like you own the entire universe?
Zendaya: Isn’t it obvious? I GOT TO BE IN LEMONADE.
LUPITA NYONG’O vs. CATE BLANCHETT
Lupita in Oscar de la Renta; Cate in Proenza Schouler
Lupita: So.
Cate: Hi, Lupita, how are you?
Lupita in Boss; Cate in Armani Privé
Lupita: “Cate,” is it?
Cate: Why are you using sarcastic quotation marks?
Lupita in Zac Posen; Cate in McQueen
Lupita: You just don’t look like a Cate to me.
Cate: Well… I don’t really have a response to that.
Lupita in Roland Mouret; Cate in Marc Jacobs
Lupita: No, you seem more like you’d have a biblical name.
Cate: What?
Lupita in Proenza Schouler; Cate in Aouadi Couture
Lupita: Mary, maybe?
Cate: No…
Lupita in Gucci; Cate in Giorgio Armani
Lupita: Nah, you’re a little more of a Rachel.
Cate: Uh, I guess.
Lupita in Jason Wu; Cate in Giles
Lupita: No, I know. You’re a REBECCA.
Cate: Nuh uh!
Lupita in Alexandre Vauthier; Cate in Givenchy
Lupita: So you’re saying you prefer “Becky”?
Cate: *silence*
Lupita in Gucci; Cate in Armani Privé
Lupita: So you admit it!
Cate: Fine. It’s true. I AM BECKY WITH THE GOOD HAIR.
The Democracy Diva 
Respond to March Fabness 2016: Final Four