Only two will make it out alive.
FAN BINGBING vs. ZENDAYA COLEMAN
Fan: Oh, are you still here?
Zendaya: *stares off into space*
Fan: Excuse me, but I’m trying to insult you.
Zendaya: Oh, I’m sorry.
Fan: If you could just listen when I’m shit-talking, that would be great.
Zendaya: I didn’t realize I was still required to communicate with lesser species.
Fan: I’m sorry, what was that?
Zendaya: LESSER. SPECIES.
Fan: Where the fuck do you get off?
Zendaya: *gazes out the window*
Fan: Hello?! I’m ranting here!
Zendaya: Hm? What?
Fan: You’re making this really difficult.
Zendaya: Well, that’s too bad.
Fan: What exactly happened to make you such an asshole?
Zendaya: You’re joking, right?
Fan: No. Why are you acting like you own the entire universe?
Zendaya: Isn’t it obvious? I GOT TO BE IN LEMONADE.
LUPITA NYONG’O vs. CATE BLANCHETT
Cate: Hi, Lupita, how are you?
Lupita: “Cate,” is it?
Cate: Why are you using sarcastic quotation marks?
Lupita: You just don’t look like a Cate to me.
Cate: Well… I don’t really have a response to that.
Lupita: No, you seem more like you’d have a biblical name.
Lupita: Mary, maybe?
Lupita: Nah, you’re a little more of a Rachel.
Cate: Uh, I guess.
Lupita: No, I know. You’re a REBECCA.
Cate: Nuh uh!
Lupita: So you’re saying you prefer “Becky”?
Lupita: So you admit it!
Cate: Fine. It’s true. I AM BECKY WITH THE GOOD HAIR.