THE FINAL ROUND.

LUPITA NYONG’O vs. FAN BINGBING

Lupita in Zeynep Arcay & Balmain vs. Fan in Ralph & Russo

Lupita: Well, well, well.

Fan: We meet at last.

Lupita in Prada vs. Fan in Ralph & Russo

Lupita: It’s been a long road, Fan.

Fan: And yet I always knew it would end like this.

Lupita in Balmain vs. Fan in Zuhair Murad

Lupita: Honestly, I thought it’d be me and Janelle in the final round.

Fan: Well, fuck you too, Lupita.

Lupita in Kevin Mayes vs. Fan in Valentino

Lupita: Oh, so it’s like that?

Fan: Yeah, that’s pretty much exactly what it’s like.

Lupita in Prada vs. Fan in Christopher Bu

Lupita: Don’t play ugly, sweetheart. It clashes with your dress.

Fan: That was below the stylish copper belt.

Lupita in Elie Saab vs. Fan in Jean Paul Gaultier

Lupita: I see you still haven’t managed to rid yourself of those platforms.

Fan: I see you still think the architectural aesthetic works for you.

Lupita in Atelier Versace vs. Fan in Elie Saab

Lupita: Seriously, girl. You know other kinds of shoes exist, right?

Fan: You know it’s kind of gauche to match your dress to the purple carpet, right?

Lupita in Ralph & Russo vs. Fan in Elie Saab

Lupita: Well, I can see we’re not going to get through this without resorting to insults.

Fan: Your pink lip gloss is ridiculous.

Lupita in Armani Privé vs. Fan in Georges Hobeika

Lupita: Stop holding yourself like you’re afraid your tiny little bird bones will disintegrate.

Fan: Stop… wait, what?

Lupita in Versace vs. Fan in Iris van Herpen

Lupita: Seriously, woman. The platforms. Get professional help.

Fan: The platforms are fabulous, and so am I.

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