THE FINAL ROUND.
LUPITA NYONG’O vs. FAN BINGBING
Lupita in Zeynep Arcay & Balmain vs. Fan in Ralph & Russo
Lupita: Well, well, well.
Fan: We meet at last.
Lupita in Prada vs. Fan in Ralph & Russo
Lupita: It’s been a long road, Fan.
Fan: And yet I always knew it would end like this.
Lupita in Balmain vs. Fan in Zuhair Murad
Lupita: Honestly, I thought it’d be me and Janelle in the final round.
Fan: Well, fuck you too, Lupita.
Lupita in Kevin Mayes vs. Fan in Valentino
Lupita: Oh, so it’s like that?
Fan: Yeah, that’s pretty much exactly what it’s like.
Lupita in Prada vs. Fan in Christopher Bu
Lupita: Don’t play ugly, sweetheart. It clashes with your dress.
Fan: That was below the stylish copper belt.
Lupita in Elie Saab vs. Fan in Jean Paul Gaultier
Lupita: I see you still haven’t managed to rid yourself of those platforms.
Fan: I see you still think the architectural aesthetic works for you.
Lupita in Atelier Versace vs. Fan in Elie Saab
Lupita: Seriously, girl. You know other kinds of shoes exist, right?
Fan: You know it’s kind of gauche to match your dress to the purple carpet, right?
Lupita in Ralph & Russo vs. Fan in Elie Saab
Lupita: Well, I can see we’re not going to get through this without resorting to insults.
Fan: Your pink lip gloss is ridiculous.
Lupita in Armani Privé vs. Fan in Georges Hobeika
Lupita: Stop holding yourself like you’re afraid your tiny little bird bones will disintegrate.
Fan: Stop… wait, what?
Lupita in Versace vs. Fan in Iris van Herpen
Lupita: Seriously, woman. The platforms. Get professional help.
Fan: The platforms are fabulous, and so am I.
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Wow, that was hard, I actually ended up with a draw…but then decided that the last dress of fan is so unusual, she deserves to get the edge. A slight one.
This was a tough choice for me too! Can’t wait to see how it all shakes out.
let me guess…the platforms were the deciding element?