Your Cannes coverage ends here, dears.
Month:May 2018
Cannes Film Festival 2018: Days 6 & 7
Welcome back, judgmental bitches!
Cannes Film Festival 2018: Day 5
And the LEWKS just keep on coming.
Cannes Film Festival 2018: Day 4
Welcome back to the film festival fashion fiesta, darlings.
Meghan and Harry: Royal Wedding Fashion
I’m not crying, YOU ARE.
Cannes Film Festival 2018: Days 2 & 3
Welcome back to the French Riviera, where things continue to be breathtakingly glamorous.
Cannes Film Festival 2018: Day 1
Welcome to opening day of Cannes! (What? It was only like a week and a half ago. I’m not that far behind). For the uninitiated, the week-long Cannes Film Festival offers some of the best fashion of the year, every year. I’m not sure what makes stars bring it so hard to this particular festival – the French Riviera sunshine? The constant presence of March Fabness 2018 Champion Fan Bingbing? The knowledge that someone important could walk out of your new movie ten minutes into its premiere and ruin your entire life? Whatever magic is in the air, I’m grateful for it.
Met Gala 2018: Best Dressed
Your Met Gala finale is here, dear readers.
Met Gala 2018: They’re Crowning!
From floral wreaths to spiky crowns to beaded hoods to halos, headpieces were the favored accessory of the evening. They’re so crown; bow down, bitches.
Met Gala 2018: Underwhelming Models
Every year, like clockwork, somewhere between a dozen and a score models take to the Met Gala in dresses that can only be described as UNDERWHELMING. They may be on theme, or they may not; they may be pretty, or they may not. But they all make me roll my eyes to some degree.