The ordinarily glum Kristen Stewart came out of her shell in a big way – on the cover of W Magazine, no less.
That’s a pretty spectacular cover, I must say. Sure, they’ve airbrushed her so much that she looks like the love child of Adriana Lima and Megan Fox, with a touch of drag queen. It might be barely recognizable as K-Stew, but it’s FABULOUS. Give me a dark, smoky cat-eye, a strong brow, and big hair any day of the week, bitches. That’s what the Democracy Diva is all about.
She’s a little bit making that “someone nearby farted” face that often leaves her looking a like a total bitch, but maybe she’s just trying really hard to arch an eyebrow. Either way, love what I can see of that dress on her.
Well, this woman bears no resemblance to Kristen Stewart whatsoever. She’s like if Audrey Hepburn and Tina Fey had a kid who played Frank in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Amazing! I make the same face when anyone makes me try to care about Twilight.
Love the ring, though.
So what have we learned here today, dear readers? Add a little drag, and the Democracy Diva is on board.
All photos courtesy of Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott for W Magazine.