Emma Watson, two-time defending champion of the bitter fashion battle known as March Fabness, hit the cover of The New York Times Style Magazine looking utterly delectable.
Before I begin my epic feminist rant about how Ven represents everything wrong with our culture, let’s have a toast out there for the women, “real” or otherwise. Because after this episode’s travesty, I need a fucking cocktail.
Excuse my perpetual lateness, dear readers; I had another travel-filled weekend that left me little time for snark and judgment (well, about Project Runway, at least). Can you forgive your travel-weary blogger? She is, after all, a “woman on the go,” whatever the fuck that means.
I had a travel-filled weekend, dear readers, so I apologize for the delay in posting this. I hope you spent that extra time encouraging the Project Runway judges to seek help for their crack addition, which is clearly back in full force this season.