March Fabness 2017: Elite Eight, Part 1

Eight bitches left. 

JANELLE MONAE vs. ZACHARY QUINTO

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Janelle in Sherie L. Nevett

Janelle: Really? Eight of us left, and I’m up against a pretty boy in a suit?

Zachary:

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Janelle: I’m sorry, but I just feel like at this point in the competition, this should be more of a challenge.

Zachary:

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Janelle in Chanel

Janelle: Don’t lie, Zachary. You expected to lose by now too.

Zachary:

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Janelle in Toni Maticevski

Janelle: Whatever. I’m just saying, if it was going to be this easy, they should have crowned me in Round 1.

Zachary:

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Janelle in Jenny Packham; Zachary in Hugo Boss

Janelle: You’ve got to be at least a little bit nuts if you think you can defeat me, darling.

Zachary:

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Janelle in Armani Privé

Janelle: Is that supposed to scare me?

Zachary:

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Janelle in Ashi Studio

Janelle: Listen, honey. I don’t dislike the suits. The suits are nice! Better than most, even! If you want an award for Best Dressed Man in Hollywood, I’ll nominate you yesterday.

Zachary: 

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Janelle in Elie Saab; Zachary in Givenchy

Janelle: But right now, you’re in my way. And you need to leave before you get a stiletto through your foot.

Zachary:

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EMMA STONE vs. EVAN RACHEL WOOD

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Emma in Giambattista Valli; Evan in Wolf and Badger

Emma:

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Evan: Oh, it’s going to be like that?

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Emma in Giambattista Valli; Evan in Alberta Ferretti

Emma:

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Evan: I’m the one who’s about to use 7 suits to knock your ass out of this competition.

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Emma in The Row; Evan in Altuzarra

Emma:

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Evan: Hey, I made the most of the ten times I was on the red carpet this year, bitch. Sorry I didn’t have seventy-thousand red carpet events to attend this year like YOU.

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Emma in Chanel; Evan in Altuzarra

Emma:

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Evan: Or a girl could stop caring about fame and fortune and focus on the art, like I do.

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Emma in Atelier Versace; Evan in Jonathan Simkhai

Emma:

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Evan: Well, YOU’RE impractical!

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Evan in Chanel; Evan in Cinq à Sept

Emma:

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Evan: Whatever. I’m still going to destroy you in this competition.

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Emma in Valentino; Evan in Altuzarra

Emma:

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Evan: There’s no need to get defensive, Emma. It’s just a game. A game I’m going to win.

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Emma in Givenchy; Evan in Altuzarra

Emma:

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Evan: Eh, I’ve been called worse.

Don’t sleep on the Fabness – the back half of the Elite Eight will go live tomorrow!


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