March Fabness 2017: Elite Eight, Part 2

Welp, here goes nothin’.

KIRSTEN DUNST vs. KATE MIDDLETON

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Kirsten in Gucci; Kate in Anita Dongre

Kirsten: A princess.

Kate:

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Kirsten in Dior; Kate in Goat/Banana Republic

Kirsten: They put me up against a goddamn PRINCESS.

Kate: 

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Kirsten in Rodarte; Kate in Roksanda

Kirsten: A “birds dress her in the morning” princess.

Kate:

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Kirsten in Dior; Kate in McQueen

Kirsten: An actual, real-life, pushed-heirs-to-the-throne-out-of-her-vagina freakin’ princess.

Kate:

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Kirsten in Maison Margiela; Kate in John Lewis/Tory Burch

Kirsten: An “I can’t believe she’s not a Disney cartoon come to life in the style of Enchanted” princess.

Kate:

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Kirsten in Givenchy; Kate in Self-Portrait

Kirsten: A princess so princessy, the world acts as her personal wind machine.

Kate:

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Kirsten in Ralph & Russo; Kate in Temperley London

Kirsten: Seriously, do you put MiracleGro on that shit?

Kate:

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Kirsten in Dior; Kate in Jenny Packham

Kirsten: This competition is rigged. Putting me up against a princess is one thing. Putting me up against a princess with mermaid hair?! That should be a CRIME.

Kate:

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LUPITA NYONG’O vs. LILY COLLINS

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Lupita in Dolce & Gabbana; Lily in Self-Portrait

Lupita:

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Lily: Jesus. We’re here ten seconds, and she’s already pulling out the Oscar.

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Lupita in Monse; Lily in Burberry

Lupita:

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Lily: We get it. You won something. Congratu-fucking-lations.

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Lupita in Kenzo; Lily in Gauri and Nainika

Lupita:

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Lily: So, you’re really just going to carry that thing around wherever you go? Wow. I’m thrilled for you, really.

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Lupita in Balmain; Lily in Zuhair Murad

Lupita:

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Lily: It’s very hard to talk to you with a trophy in your hand, you do realize that, right?

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Lupita in Mary Katrantzou; Lily in Chanel

Lupita:

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Lily: You’re also not nearly as fabulous as you think you are.

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Lupita in Boss; Lily in Georges Chakra

Lupita:

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Lily: Psh. Anyone can twirl. But can you POSE?

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Lupita in Elie Saab; Lily in Reem Acra

Lupita:

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Lily: I can’t take this much longer. Can you just leave already?

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Lupita in Calvin Klein; Lily in Valentino

Lupita:

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Lily: That’s what I was afraid of.


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