Welcome back, motherfuckers!
It’s Judgment Day.
San Diego Comic-Con has come and gone, and all we have to remember it by is this awesome picture of George R.R. Martin in a Daenerys cardboard cut-out. But don’t fret, dear readers – there’s still fashion to judge.
Let’s go, nerds!
Welcome to the MTV Movie Awards, where stars I’ve never heard try to out-hideous each other on the red carpet!
Are you ready?
Gear up for tonight’s big show by judging what TV’s biggest stars wore to the pre-Emmy Awards parties this weekend.
Let the bitchfest begin!
In case you live under a rock that doesn’t have wifi, the always-trashtastic MTV VMAs happened this weekend. And it was about as much of a hot disaster as you could possibly imagine.
Let’s start judging.
Let’s roll out the red carpet for our favorite teenaged starlets and see who falls flat on their face, dear readers!
Are you ready to judge?
Starlets await your judgment, dear readers.
Let’s roll out the red carpet.