Come, dear readers, and experience the joy of democracy! 

Who’s the fabbest of them all?

The third bracket is open and it’s time to fucking judge. 

THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE.

Four new brutal match-ups, and shit’s about to get WEIRD.

Do your civic duty.

That’s right, divas. March Fabness is finally here.

It’s the most fabulous time of the year!