March Fabness 2017, Round 1: Dior Bracket

The third bracket is open and it’s time to fucking judge. 

EMMA STONE vs. BEYONCÉ KNOWLES

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Emma in Peter Pilotto; Beyoncé in Peter Dundas

Emma: Good morrow, my queen!

Beyoncé: *radiates beauty*

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Emma in Chanel; Beyoncé in Gattinoni

Emma: You are looking flawless today, Your Holiness.

Beyoncé: *oozes magic*

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Emma in Atelier Versace; Beyoncé in Francesco Scognamiglio

Emma: Might I use the scraps of discarded fabric from your gown for my own dress, Your Magnificence?

Beyoncé: *emanates amazingness*

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Emma in Valentino; Beyoncé in Givenchy

Emma: Shall I hold your purse, the better to show off your latex, Your Radiance?

Beyoncé: *secretes elegance*

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Emma in Givenchy; Beyoncé in Peter Dundas

Emma: Shall I sacrifice my Oscar to your altar, Your Splendiferousness?

Beyoncé: *smiles enigmatically*

GABRIELLE UNION vs. ANNA KENDRICK

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Gabrielle in Naeem Khan; Anna in Dorothee Schumacher

Gabrielle: So, you seen this new Obamacare repeal bill?

Anna: Um… what?

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Gabrielle in Prada; Anna in Altuzarra

Gabrielle: Oh, are we not doing the small talk thing?

Anna: Does that really qualify as “small talk”?

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Gabrielle in Zuhair Murad; Anna in Vionnet

Gabrielle: Girl, I’m TRYING. You give it a shot.

Anna: So… you seen this new travel ban?

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Gabrielle in Naeem Khan; Anna in Stella McCartney

Gabrielle: Really?

Anna: I tried!

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Gabrielle in Lela Rose; Anna in Derek Lam

Gabrielle: I give up. Small talk is impossible when there’s so much goddamn news.

Anna: At least we have fancy dresses.

SARAH PAULSON vs. TARAJI P. HENSON

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Taraji in Emanuel Ungaro

Sarah: Welcome to March Fabness, Taraji!

Taraji: Oh, you’re too kind, Sarah. Thrilled to be here.

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Sarah in Altuzarra; Taraji in Céline

Sarah: Well, I’m thrilled to have you AND your one-night-stand’s shirt with us today.

Taraji: Oh, so it’s like that?

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Sarah in Ronald van der Kamp; Taraji in Alexander Wang

Sarah: Yeah, that’s pretty much exactly what it’s like.

Taraji: Well, you look like a big… velvet… bumblebee!

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Sarah and Taraji in Vera Wang

Sarah: Oh, honey. That’s just weak.

Taraji: Nice – nice jacket! Is – did your one-night-stand –

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Sarah in Prada; Taraji in Alberta Ferretti

Sarah: Stick to posing, darling.

Taraji: Go fuck yourself, Gumby.

MARION COTILLARD vs. BELLA HADID

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Marion in Dior; Bella in Givenchy

Marion: Bonjour! Mademoiselle Hadid, I am ze biggest fan of your modeling.

Bella: Really?

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Marion in Delpozo

Marion: Yes! You are, how you say, ze up and coming star?

Bella: Yes! I DO say that!

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Marion in Dior; Bella in Jason Wu for Boss

Marion: I must say, I prefer zis darker hair on you. Much more elegant.

Bella: Oh, this is my usual hair. The lighter-haired one is my sister, Gigi.

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Marion in Dior; Bella in Alexandre Vauthier

Marion: Non. I thought YOU are Gigi Hadid?

Bella: … No, I’m Bella Hadid.

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Marion in Andrew Gn/Dior; Bella in Roberto Cavalli

Marion: Oh. Well zen. Tell your sister I am ze biggest fan of her modeling.

Bella: I hate you.

Don’t miss a single motherfucking poll. Catch up here: Versace Bracket • Prada Bracket  Givenchy Bracket • Valentino Bracket  McQueen Bracket • Gucci Bracket • Chanel Bracket


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