March Fabness 2017, Round 1: Givenchy Bracket

Bask in the glory of Friday, fellow divas! 

AMY ADAMS vs. KRISTEN STEWART

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Amy in Tom Ford; Kristen in The Kooples/L’Agence

Amy: Lovely to see you again, Kristen. I’ll just give you a few minutes to get dressed and then we can start the competition.

Kristen: What do you mean, get dressed?

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Amy in Tom Ford; Kristen in Jonathan Simkhai

Amy: Well, I’m sure you’re not entering a fashion competition in THAT.

Kristen: I’m in fuckin’ heels, aren’t I? Why would I be wearing these goddamn things if not for a trophy?

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Amy in Stella McCartney; Kristen in Cinq á Sept

Amy: Well, fine, then. Just do your hair and we’ll be on our way.

Kristen: This is my hair DONE, Amy.

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Amy in Tom Ford; Kristen in Preen

Amy: Oh! Um… even the color, and everything?

Kristen: Yup.

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Amy in Tom Ford; Kristen in Sandro

Amy: Well, that’s your choice. Now let’s begin!

Kristen: Fuck off, lady. I’m out.

NICOLE KIDMAN vs. CHRISSY TEIGEN

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Nicole and Chrissy in Michael Kors

Nicole: Ugh. I can’t believe I’m back here.

Chrissy: What do you mean? This is a blast!

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Nicole in Altuzarra; Chrissy in Dsquared2

Nicole: It’s humiliating, Chrissy.

Chrissy: No! It’s lighthearted and silly!

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Nicole in Armani Privé; Chrissy in Roberto Cavalli

Nicole: I am a grown woman. I can’t be a part of these shenanigans much longer.

Chrissy: But shenanigans are great!

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Nicole in Armani Privé; Chrissy in Marchesa

Nicole: I have an OSCAR, for God’s sake.

Chrissy: I… don’t really see how that’s relevant.

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Nicole in McQueen; Chrissy in Zuhair Murad

Nicole: Look at me, Chrissy. I’ve given up. This is my version of yoga pants and a sweatshirt.

Chrissy: Oh, is this some kind of psychological mind game? I get it! Can I play next?

RAMI MALEK vs. YARA SHAHIDI

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Rami in Burberry; Yara in Cynthia Rowley

Rami: Well, this is awkward.

Yara: Really? Why?

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Rami in Dior; Yara in Chanel

Rami: Well, I was told I was supposed to “slay” and “drag her” and “kill it.”

Yara: And?

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Rami in Dior; Yara in Antonio Marras

Rami: And… you’re literally a child.

Yara: Seventeen is not a child!

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Rami in Dior; Yara in Dolce & Gabbana

Rami: First of all, lolforever, yes it is. Second of all, what am I supposed to do? Throw shade at a teenager?

Yara: I mean, yeah, I think that’s exactly what you’re supposed to do.

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Rami in Dior; Yara in Naeem Khan

Rami: I guess I’ll just have to settle for devastating the world with my beauty, and my perfect tux.

Yara: Good luck with that.

KATE MIDDLETON vs. MANDY MOORE

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Kate in L.K. Bennett; Mandy in Lela Rose

Kate: May I just say, Mandy, you are looking spectacular today!

Mandy: And you… definitely look like a princess.

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Kate in Roksanda; Mandy in Marc Jacobs

Kate: Stop it, you! Tell me more about you! How’s your show? How’s Milo’s mustache? What’s new?

Mandy: Good lord. Are you always this bubbly?

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Kate in Self-Portrait; Mandy in Ferragamo

Kate: What do you mean? Me? Bubbly? What’s over there? Is there something in my hair?

Mandy: You okay, Kate? Forget your meds today or something?

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Kate in Temperley London; Mandy in Jenny Packham

Kate: Hahahahahahaha, no, silly!

Mandy: That’s convincing.

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Kate in Jenny Packham; Mandy in Naeem Khan

Kate: Don’t make me strangle you with my cape.

Mandy: Okay, now I KNOW you’re off your meds.

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