Bask in the glory of Friday, fellow divas!
AMY ADAMS vs. KRISTEN STEWART
Amy in Tom Ford; Kristen in The Kooples/L’Agence
Amy: Lovely to see you again, Kristen. I’ll just give you a few minutes to get dressed and then we can start the competition.
Kristen: What do you mean, get dressed?
Amy in Tom Ford; Kristen in Jonathan Simkhai
Amy: Well, I’m sure you’re not entering a fashion competition in THAT.
Kristen: I’m in fuckin’ heels, aren’t I? Why would I be wearing these goddamn things if not for a trophy?
Amy in Stella McCartney; Kristen in Cinq á Sept
Amy: Well, fine, then. Just do your hair and we’ll be on our way.
Kristen: This is my hair DONE, Amy.
Amy in Tom Ford; Kristen in Preen
Amy: Oh! Um… even the color, and everything?
Kristen: Yup.
Amy in Tom Ford; Kristen in Sandro
Amy: Well, that’s your choice. Now let’s begin!
Kristen: Fuck off, lady. I’m out.
NICOLE KIDMAN vs. CHRISSY TEIGEN
Nicole and Chrissy in Michael Kors
Nicole: Ugh. I can’t believe I’m back here.
Chrissy: What do you mean? This is a blast!
Nicole in Altuzarra; Chrissy in Dsquared2
Nicole: It’s humiliating, Chrissy.
Chrissy: No! It’s lighthearted and silly!
Nicole in Armani Privé; Chrissy in Roberto Cavalli
Nicole: I am a grown woman. I can’t be a part of these shenanigans much longer.
Chrissy: But shenanigans are great!
Nicole in Armani Privé; Chrissy in Marchesa
Nicole: I have an OSCAR, for God’s sake.
Chrissy: I… don’t really see how that’s relevant.
Nicole in McQueen; Chrissy in Zuhair Murad
Nicole: Look at me, Chrissy. I’ve given up. This is my version of yoga pants and a sweatshirt.
Chrissy: Oh, is this some kind of psychological mind game? I get it! Can I play next?
RAMI MALEK vs. YARA SHAHIDI
Rami in Burberry; Yara in Cynthia Rowley
Rami: Well, this is awkward.
Yara: Really? Why?
Rami in Dior; Yara in Chanel
Rami: Well, I was told I was supposed to “slay” and “drag her” and “kill it.”
Yara: And?
Rami in Dior; Yara in Antonio Marras
Rami: And… you’re literally a child.
Yara: Seventeen is not a child!
Rami in Dior; Yara in Dolce & Gabbana
Rami: First of all, lolforever, yes it is. Second of all, what am I supposed to do? Throw shade at a teenager?
Yara: I mean, yeah, I think that’s exactly what you’re supposed to do.
Rami in Dior; Yara in Naeem Khan
Rami: I guess I’ll just have to settle for devastating the world with my beauty, and my perfect tux.
Yara: Good luck with that.
KATE MIDDLETON vs. MANDY MOORE
Kate in L.K. Bennett; Mandy in Lela Rose
Kate: May I just say, Mandy, you are looking spectacular today!
Mandy: And you… definitely look like a princess.
Kate in Roksanda; Mandy in Marc Jacobs
Kate: Stop it, you! Tell me more about you! How’s your show? How’s Milo’s mustache? What’s new?
Mandy: Good lord. Are you always this bubbly?
Kate in Self-Portrait; Mandy in Ferragamo
Kate: What do you mean? Me? Bubbly? What’s over there? Is there something in my hair?
Mandy: You okay, Kate? Forget your meds today or something?
Kate in Temperley London; Mandy in Jenny Packham
Kate: Hahahahahahaha, no, silly!
Mandy: That’s convincing.
Kate in Jenny Packham; Mandy in Naeem Khan
Kate: Don’t make me strangle you with my cape.
Mandy: Okay, now I KNOW you’re off your meds.
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