March Fabness 2017, Round 1: Prada Bracket

The starlets you’ve been dying to judge are here, darlings.  (By that I mean: this post contains Emma Watson.)

LUPITA NYONG’O vs. KRISTEN BELL

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Lupita in Monse; Kristen in Sandro

Lupita: Any plans this weekend, Kristen?

Kristen: Just slaying.

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Lupita in Duro Olowu; Kristen in Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini

Lupita: Same.

Kristen: Nothing on the calendar but utter devastation.

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Lupita in Elie Saab; Kristen in Maria Lucia Hohan

Lupita: I hear ya.

Kristen: Just cutting bitches down, left and right.

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Lupita in Boss; Kristen in Jenny Packham

Lupita: Too true.

Kristen: Just decapitating folks all over the place.

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Lupita in Carolina Herrera; Kristen in Zuhair Murad

Lupita: Hm. That’s a weird euphemism for good fashion.

Kristen: Euphemism?

EMILY BLUNT vs. ALLISON WILLIAMS

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Emily in David Koma; Allison in Prada

Emily:

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Allison: Playing coy today, are we?

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Emily in McQueen; Allison in Chanel

Emily:

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Allison: Well, can you stop?

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Emily in McQueen; Allison in Miu Miu

Emily:

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Allison: Seriously. Let’s move this thing along.

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Emily in Roberto Cavalli; Allison in Mugler

Emily:

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Allison: I don’t have all day, Emily.

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Emily in Michael Kors; Allison in Peter Pilotto

Emily:

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Allison: You are the actual worst.

ZENDAYA COLEMAN vs. NINA DOBREV

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Zendaya in David Koma; Nina in Zac Posen

Zendaya: Ladies and gentlemen, you could have been anywhere in the world tonight, but you’re here with us in Democracy Diva Headquarters. Are you ready… for a fabness meeting?

Nina: …What?

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Zendaya in Rani Zakhem; Nina in Zuhair Murad

Zendaya: I came from afar just to say bonsoir, tell the King casse toi, who’s the best? C’est moi!

Nina: I have virtually no idea what you’re talking about.

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Zendaya in Christian Siriano; Nina in Zac Posen

Zendaya: Such a blunder, sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder.

Nina: Seriously, do you need help or something?

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Zendaya in Michael Kors; Nina in Elie Saab

Zendaya: You must be outta your GOTDAMN mind.

Nina: I’m starting to get scared.

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Zendaya in Michael Kors; Nina in Marchesa

Zendaya: I NEED NO INTRODUCTION, WHEN YOU KNOCK ME DOWN I GET THE FUCK BACK UP AGAIN!

Nina: I have to go.

EMMA WATSON vs. LAVERNE COX

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Emma in Oscar de la Renta; Laverne in Prabal Gurung

Emma: Laverne, how lovely to see you again!

Laverne: Don’t talk to me.

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Emma in Calvin Klein; Laverne in Marc Bouwer

Emma: Why? Is it something I said?

Laverne: I’m trying to FOCUS.

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Emma in Dior; Laverne in Michael Costello

Emma: Focus on what?

Laverne: KICKING YOUR ASS.

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Emma in Emilia Wickstead; Laverne in Michael Costello

Emma: I beg your pardon?

Laverne: Are you aware of how many times you’ve won this damn competition?

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Emma in Elie Saab; Laverne in Naeem Khan

Emma: Oh, who keeps track of these things?

Laverne: FOUR, Emma. FOUR TIMES. Now shut up. I don’t have a chance in hell at beating you if you keep distracting me.

Don’t miss a single motherfucking poll. Catch up here: Versace Bracket • Givenchy Bracket • Valentino Bracket •McQueen Bracket • Dior Bracket •  Gucci Bracket • Chanel Bracket


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