The starlets you’ve been dying to judge are here, darlings. (By that I mean: this post contains Emma Watson.)
LUPITA NYONG’O vs. KRISTEN BELL
Lupita: Any plans this weekend, Kristen?
Kristen: Just slaying.
Kristen: Nothing on the calendar but utter devastation.
Lupita: I hear ya.
Kristen: Just cutting bitches down, left and right.
Lupita: Too true.
Kristen: Just decapitating folks all over the place.
Lupita: Hm. That’s a weird euphemism for good fashion.
EMILY BLUNT vs. ALLISON WILLIAMS
Allison: Playing coy today, are we?
Allison: Well, can you stop?
Allison: Seriously. Let’s move this thing along.
Allison: I don’t have all day, Emily.
Allison: You are the actual worst.
ZENDAYA COLEMAN vs. NINA DOBREV
Zendaya: Ladies and gentlemen, you could have been anywhere in the world tonight, but you’re here with us in Democracy Diva Headquarters. Are you ready… for a fabness meeting?
Zendaya: I came from afar just to say bonsoir, tell the King casse toi, who’s the best? C’est moi!
Nina: I have virtually no idea what you’re talking about.
Zendaya: Such a blunder, sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder.
Nina: Seriously, do you need help or something?
Zendaya: You must be outta your GOTDAMN mind.
Nina: I’m starting to get scared.
Zendaya: I NEED NO INTRODUCTION, WHEN YOU KNOCK ME DOWN I GET THE FUCK BACK UP AGAIN!
Nina: I have to go.
EMMA WATSON vs. LAVERNE COX
Emma: Laverne, how lovely to see you again!
Laverne: Don’t talk to me.
Emma: Why? Is it something I said?
Laverne: I’m trying to FOCUS.
Emma: Focus on what?
Laverne: KICKING YOUR ASS.
Emma: I beg your pardon?
Laverne: Are you aware of how many times you’ve won this damn competition?
Emma: Oh, who keeps track of these things?
Laverne: FOUR, Emma. FOUR TIMES. Now shut up. I don’t have a chance in hell at beating you if you keep distracting me.