Your fifth bracket is ready to go, bitches.
NAOMIE HARRIS vs. EMILIA CLARKE
Naomie: What a thrill to be here today! Pleasure to meet you, I’m Naomie.
Emilia: I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN
Naomie: Oh. Well, can I call you –
Emilia: FIRST OF HER NAME, THE UNBURNT
Naomie: Oh, you’re still going? Well –
Emilia: QUEEN OF THE ANDALS AND THE RHOYNAR AND THE FIRST MEN
Naomie: But if I could just say –
Emilia: KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA
Naomie: Listen, lady, I –
Emilia: BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS!
KATY PERRY vs. ZOE SALDANA
Katy: Wow. Pretty sure I just saw Emilia Clarke set Naomie Harris on fire.
Zoe: Damn. This competition has gotten out of control.
Katy: I’m so glad we’re here, to bring some civility back to these proceedings.
Zoe: Too true, Ms. Perry. Too true.
Katy: Who brings dragons to a fashion battle, anyway?
Zoe: It’s overzealous, to say the least.
Katy: Who needs a fire-breathing monster when my dress slays just as hard?
Zoe: Well… almost as hard, anyway.
Katy: I beg your pardon?
Zoe: I’m just saying, if anyone’s slaying here… you only have to look at this skirt to know it’s me.
KERRY WASHINGTON vs. JENNIFER LAWRENCE
Kerry: I am exhausted.
Jennifer: Kerry, you have no idea.
Kerry: Um, don’t I? I’m red-carpeting for TWO, for God’s sake.
Jennifer: Well, yeah, but –
Kerry: I’m PREGNANT. In STILETTOS.
Jennifer: I’m sorry, I just –
Kerry: What do you know about tired, little girl?
Jennifer: Now, that’s uncalled for –
Kerry: Oh, I’m just fucking with you. Look at me. I’m a fertility goddess. I could rock the shit out of a seventeen-months-pregnant maternity outfit in my goddamn sleep.
Jennifer: Oh. Well. Good for you, I guess?
KIRSTEN DUNST vs. FREIDA PINTO
Kirsten: I have about a million questions for you.
Freida: Oh! Um, go ahead!
Kirsten: Um… where did you get your shoes?
Kirsten: No, it’s more than that. Um… read any good books lately?
Freida: Come on, Kirsten. Out with it.
Kirsten: No, I can’t say it. I don’t know you nearly well enough.
Freida: Bitch, just SAY it.
Kirsten: Is Dev Patel as great at oral sex as he seems?