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NAOMIE HARRIS vs. EMILIA CLARKE
Naomie in Victoria Beckham; Emilia in Bottega Veneta
Naomie: What a thrill to be here today! Pleasure to meet you, I’m Naomie.
Emilia: I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN
Emilia in Dolce & Gabbana
Naomie: Oh. Well, can I call you –
Emilia: FIRST OF HER NAME, THE UNBURNT
Emilia in Erdem
Naomie: Oh, you’re still going? Well –
Emilia: QUEEN OF THE ANDALS AND THE RHOYNAR AND THE FIRST MEN
Naomie in Alexandre Vauthier; Emilia in Ulyana Sergeenko
Naomie: But if I could just say –
Emilia: KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA
Naomie in Armani Privé; Emilia in Atelier Versace
Naomie: Listen, lady, I –
Emilia: BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS!
KATY PERRY vs. ZOE SALDANA
Katy in Atelier Versace; Zoe in Oscar de la Renta
Katy: Wow. Pretty sure I just saw Emilia Clarke set Naomie Harris on fire.
Zoe: Damn. This competition has gotten out of control.
Katy in Marchesa; Zoe in Burberry
Katy: I’m so glad we’re here, to bring some civility back to these proceedings.
Zoe: Too true, Ms. Perry. Too true.
Katy in Marchesa; Zoe in J. Mendel
Katy: Who brings dragons to a fashion battle, anyway?
Zoe: It’s overzealous, to say the least.
Katy in Marchesa; Zoe in Gucci
Katy: Who needs a fire-breathing monster when my dress slays just as hard?
Zoe: Well… almost as hard, anyway.
Katy in Prada; Zoe in Dolce & Gabbana
Katy: I beg your pardon?
Zoe: I’m just saying, if anyone’s slaying here… you only have to look at this skirt to know it’s me.
KERRY WASHINGTON vs. JENNIFER LAWRENCE
Kerry: I am exhausted.
Jennifer: Kerry, you have no idea.
Kerry in Giambattista Valli; Jennifer in Altuzarra
Kerry: Um, don’t I? I’m red-carpeting for TWO, for God’s sake.
Jennifer: Well, yeah, but –
Kerry in Victoria Beckham; Jennifer in Oscar de la Renta
Kerry: I’m PREGNANT. In STILETTOS.
Jennifer: I’m sorry, I just –
Kerry in Prabal Gurung; Jennifer in Dior
Kerry: What do you know about tired, little girl?
Jennifer: Now, that’s uncalled for –
Kerry in Brandon Maxwell; Jennifer in Dior
Kerry: Oh, I’m just fucking with you. Look at me. I’m a fertility goddess. I could rock the shit out of a seventeen-months-pregnant maternity outfit in my goddamn sleep.
Jennifer: Oh. Well. Good for you, I guess?
KIRSTEN DUNST vs. FREIDA PINTO
Kirsten in Dior
Kirsten: I have about a million questions for you.
Freida: Oh! Um, go ahead!
Kirsten in Ralph & Russo; Freida in Self-Portrait
Kirsten: Um… where did you get your shoes?
Freida: Really?
Kirsten in Dior; Freida in Burberry
Kirsten: No, it’s more than that. Um… read any good books lately?
Freida: Come on, Kirsten. Out with it.
Kirsten in Gucci; Freida in Reem Acra
Kirsten: No, I can’t say it. I don’t know you nearly well enough.
Freida: Bitch, just SAY it.
Kirsten in Dior; Freida in Tory Burch
Kirsten: Is Dev Patel as great at oral sex as he seems?
Freida: Yes.
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