March Fabness 2017, Round 1: Valentino Bracket

Your fifth bracket is ready to go, bitches. 

NAOMIE HARRIS vs. EMILIA CLARKE

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Naomie in Victoria Beckham; Emilia in Bottega Veneta

Naomie: What a thrill to be here today! Pleasure to meet you, I’m Naomie.

Emilia: I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN

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Emilia in Dolce & Gabbana

Naomie: Oh. Well, can I call you –

Emilia: FIRST OF HER NAME, THE UNBURNT

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Emilia in Erdem

Naomie: Oh, you’re still going? Well –

Emilia: QUEEN OF THE ANDALS AND THE RHOYNAR AND THE FIRST MEN

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Naomie in Alexandre Vauthier; Emilia in Ulyana Sergeenko

Naomie: But if I could just say –

Emilia: KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA

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Naomie in Armani Privé; Emilia in Atelier Versace

Naomie: Listen, lady, I –

Emilia: BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS!

KATY PERRY vs. ZOE SALDANA

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Katy in Atelier Versace; Zoe in Oscar de la Renta

Katy: Wow. Pretty sure I just saw Emilia Clarke set Naomie Harris on fire.

Zoe: Damn. This competition has gotten out of control.

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Katy in Marchesa; Zoe in Burberry

Katy: I’m so glad we’re here, to bring some civility back to these proceedings.

Zoe: Too true, Ms. Perry. Too true.

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Katy in Marchesa; Zoe in J. Mendel

Katy: Who brings dragons to a fashion battle, anyway?

Zoe: It’s overzealous, to say the least.

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Katy in Marchesa; Zoe in Gucci

Katy: Who needs a fire-breathing monster when my dress slays just as hard?

Zoe: Well… almost as hard, anyway.

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Katy in Prada; Zoe in Dolce & Gabbana

Katy: I beg your pardon?

Zoe: I’m just saying, if anyone’s slaying here… you only have to look at this skirt to know it’s me.

KERRY WASHINGTON vs. JENNIFER LAWRENCE

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Kerry: I am exhausted.

Jennifer: Kerry, you have no idea.

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Kerry in Giambattista Valli; Jennifer in Altuzarra

Kerry: Um, don’t I? I’m red-carpeting for TWO, for God’s sake.

Jennifer: Well, yeah, but –

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Kerry in Victoria Beckham; Jennifer in Oscar de la Renta

Kerry: I’m PREGNANT. In STILETTOS.

Jennifer: I’m sorry, I just –

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Kerry in Prabal Gurung; Jennifer in Dior

Kerry: What do you know about tired, little girl?

Jennifer: Now, that’s uncalled for –

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Kerry in Brandon Maxwell; Jennifer in Dior

Kerry: Oh, I’m just fucking with you. Look at me. I’m a fertility goddess. I could rock the shit out of a seventeen-months-pregnant maternity outfit in my goddamn sleep.

Jennifer: Oh. Well. Good for you, I guess?

KIRSTEN DUNST vs. FREIDA PINTO

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Kirsten in Dior

Kirsten: I have about a million questions for you.

Freida: Oh! Um, go ahead!

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Kirsten in Ralph & Russo; Freida in Self-Portrait

Kirsten: Um… where did you get your shoes?

Freida: Really?

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Kirsten in Dior; Freida in Burberry

Kirsten: No, it’s more than that. Um… read any good books lately?

Freida: Come on, Kirsten. Out with it.

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Kirsten in Gucci; Freida in Reem Acra

Kirsten: No, I can’t say it. I don’t know you nearly well enough.

Freida: Bitch, just SAY it.

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Kirsten in Dior; Freida in Tory Burch

Kirsten: Is Dev Patel as great at oral sex as he seems?

Freida: Yes.

Don’t miss a single motherfucking poll. Catch up here: Versace Bracket • Prada Bracket  Givenchy Bracket • McQueen Bracket • Dior Bracket • Gucci Bracket  Chanel Bracket 


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