This is it. The FINAL Round 1 bracket.
ALICIA VIKANDER vs. KATE HUDSON
Alicia: I watched How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days yesterday.
Alicia: That movie is straight-up torture to watch.
Kate: Seriously? Is that all you came here to say?
Alicia: No, I also think your dress is stupid.
Kate: Excuse me?
Alicia: And your hair’s insane.
Kate: How dare you!
Alicia: And Lady Gaga is giving you some major side-eye behind your back right now.
Kate: I – but – how – YOU’RE MEAN.
LILY COLLINS vs. PRIYANKA CHOPRA
Lily: Could you calm down? Your perkiness is making me uncomfortable.
Priyanka: Lighten up, Lily! This is fun!
Lily: I can’t move a millimeter or I’ll accidentally expose my vulva to the world. How is that fun?
Priyanka: How is that NOT fun?!
Lily: You smile far too much, you know.
Priyanka: Oh, so that constipated look on your face is a choice?
Lily: It’s not CONSTIPATED. It’s a Mona Lisa smile.
Priyanka: Keep telling yourself that.
Lily: Is this over yet? Your joy exhausts me.
Priyanka: Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
RYAN GOSLING vs. GIGI HADID
Ryan: It’s a pleasure to meet you, Gigi.
Ryan: What keeps you busy these days?
Ryan: Any big magazine covers coming up?
Gigi: *fans self*
Ryan: How’s your sister doing?
Ryan: Well, it was great talking to you!
Gigi: *screams* I LOVE YOU RYAN GOSLING
JESSICA CHASTAIN vs. KATE BECKINSALE
Jessica: Hey… you! Good to see you again!
Kate: You have no idea what my name is, do you?
Jessica: Not even a little bit.
Kate: It’s Kate.
Jessica: Kate! Of course! How are Prince George and Princess Charlotte?
Jessica: Oh, I mean, I loved you in Titanic!
Kate: Try again.
Jessica: Blue Crush?
Kate: I hate you.