March Fabness 2017, Round 1: Versace Bracket

This is it. The FINAL Round 1 bracket. 

ALICIA VIKANDER vs. KATE HUDSON

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Alicia in Louis Vuitton; Kate in Derek Lam

Alicia: I watched How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days yesterday.

Kate: And?

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Alicia in Louis Vuitton; Kate in Valentino

Alicia: That movie is straight-up torture to watch.

Kate: Seriously? Is that all you came here to say?

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Alicia in Louis Vuitton; Kate in McQueen

Alicia: No, I also think your dress is stupid.

Kate: Excuse me?

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Alicia in Louis Vuitton; Kate in Roberto Cavalli

Alicia: And your hair’s insane.

Kate: How dare you!

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Alicia in Louis Vuitton; Kate in Atelier Versace

Alicia: And Lady Gaga is giving you some major side-eye behind your back right now.

Kate: I – but – how – YOU’RE MEAN.

LILY COLLINS vs. PRIYANKA CHOPRA

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Lily in Valentino; Priyanka in Sally LaPointe

Lily: Could you calm down? Your perkiness is making me uncomfortable.

Priyanka: Lighten up, Lily! This is fun!

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Lily in Georges Chakra; Priyanka in Olcay Gulsen

Lily: I can’t move a millimeter or I’ll accidentally expose my vulva to the world. How is that fun?

Priyanka: How is that NOT fun?!

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Lily in McQueen; Priyanka in Jason Wu

Lily: You smile far too much, you know.

Priyanka: Oh, so that constipated look on your face is a choice?

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Lily in Elie Saab; Priyanka in Michael Kors

Lily: It’s not CONSTIPATED. It’s a Mona Lisa smile.

Priyanka: Keep telling yourself that.

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Lily in Zuhair Murad; Priyanka in Ralph & Russo

Lily: Is this over yet? Your joy exhausts me.

Priyanka: Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

RYAN GOSLING vs. GIGI HADID

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Ryan: It’s a pleasure to meet you, Gigi.

Gigi: *swoons*

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Gigi in Roland Mouret

Ryan: What keeps you busy these days?

Gigi: *melts*

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Ryan in Gucci; Gigi in David Koma

Ryan: Any big magazine covers coming up?

Gigi: *fans self*

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Gigi in Atelier Versace

Ryan: How’s your sister doing?

Gigi: *drools*

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Ryan in Gucci; Gigi in Hilfiger

Ryan: Well, it was great talking to you!

Gigi: *screams* I LOVE YOU RYAN GOSLING

JESSICA CHASTAIN vs. KATE BECKINSALE

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Jessica in Elie Saab; Kate in Dior

Jessica: Hey… you! Good to see you again!

Kate: You have no idea what my name is, do you?

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Jessica in Altuzarra; Kate in Christian Siriano

Jessica: Not even a little bit.

Kate: It’s Kate.

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Jessica in Prada; Kate in Mugler

Jessica: Kate! Of course! How are Prince George and Princess Charlotte?

Kate: Nope.

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Jessica in Armani Privé; Kate in Marchesa

Jessica: Oh, I mean, I loved you in Titanic!

Kate: Try again.

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Jessica in McQueen

Jessica: Blue Crush?

Kate: I hate you.

Don’t miss a single motherfucking poll. Catch up here: Prada Bracket • Givenchy Bracket • Valentino Bracket •McQueen Bracket • Dior Bracket •  Gucci Bracket • Chanel Bracket


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