The polls are FINALLY open.
JANELLE MONAE vs. ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY
Janelle in Barbara Bui; Rosie in Brandon Maxwell
Janelle: Oh, fantastic, you’re finally here.
Rosie: You’re too sweet! It’s a pleasure to meet you too, Janelle.
Janelle in Toni Maticevski; Rosie in Galvan for Opening Ceremony
Janelle: Let’s stick with “Ms. Monae,” shall we?
Rosie: Uh, okay?
Janelle in Ashi Studio; Rosie in Versace
Janelle: Aren’t you a little… overdressed for this gig?
Rosie: What? I thought overdressing IS this gig.
Janelle in Jenny Packham, Rosie in Ralph Lauren
Janelle: Well, for ME it is.
Rosie: And me?
Janelle in Armani Privé; Rosie in Alexandre Vauthier
Janelle: You? Aren’t you just here to hold my train up while I pee?
Rosie: Fuck you, lady. I’m out.
DAVID OYELOWO vs. VIOLA DAVIS
Viola in Vivienne Westwood
David: Viola, darling! What a joy to see you again.
Viola: Thank you, David. I never tire of hearing that.
David in Dolce & Gabbana; Viola in Michael Kors
David: I’m dying to know – what’s life like since the Oscars?
Viola: Oh, you know. Quiet. Normal.
Viola in Marchesa
David: Really? Hmm.
Viola: I’m just a humble woman, David. Things like awards don’t affect me the same way they affect other actresses.
Viola in Michael Kors
David: That’s really refreshing to hear, Viola.
Viola: It’s just who I am.
David in Dolce & Gabbana; Viola in Armani Privé
David: Well, good for you! It’s so important to stay normal.
Viola: I agree wholeheartedly. Now I’m afraid I have to run. I’m late for my unicorn blood facial and my diamond colonoscopy.
DAKOTA FANNING vs. KENDALL JENNER
Dakota in Gabriela Hurst; Kendall in Chanel
Dakota: *waves left hand*
Kendall: *waves left hand*
Dakota in Chanel; Kendall in Paule Ka
Dakota: *waves right hand*
Kendall: *waves right hand*
Dakota in Cinq á Sept; Kendall in Elie Saab
Dakota: *jumps up and down*
Kendall: *jumps up and down*
Dakota in Valentino; Kendall in Roberto Cavalli
Dakota: *smiles; frowns*
Kendall: *smiles; frowns*
Dakota in Miu Miu; Kendall in Atelier Versace
Dakota: *whispers* Are you… are you just me, in too much makeup and a dark wig?
Kendall: *whispers* … Yes.
HAILEE STEINFELD vs. ZOË KRAVITZ
Zoë in Alexander Wang
Hailee: Wow.
Zoë: What?
Hailee in Vionnet; Zoë in Valentino
Hailee: Nothing! I just… um, can I ask you something?
Zoë: If you must.
Hailee in Tom Ford; Zoë in Armani Privé
Hailee: canuteachme2bcoollikeuplz
Zoë: Sorry, I didn’t catch that.
Hailee in Elie Saab; Zoë in Atelier Versace
Hailee: Can you… can you teach me how to be cool like you, please?
Zoë: No.
Hailee in Ralph & Russo; Zoë in McQueen
Hailee: Oh, god. Of course you can’t. I’m such a loser. I’m sorry I asked.
Zoë: No, you’re actually adorable, I just literally can’t teach it. My dad is Lenny Kravitz, my mom is Lisa Bonet, and my stepdad is Khal Drogo. There is no way to NOT be cool under those circumstances. Cool is just my birthright.
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