March Fabness 2017, Round 1: Chanel Bracket

The polls are FINALLY open. 

JANELLE MONAE vs. ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY

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Janelle in Barbara Bui; Rosie in Brandon Maxwell

Janelle: Oh, fantastic, you’re finally here.

Rosie: You’re too sweet! It’s a pleasure to meet you too, Janelle.

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Janelle in Toni Maticevski; Rosie in Galvan for Opening Ceremony

Janelle: Let’s stick with “Ms. Monae,” shall we?

Rosie: Uh, okay?

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Janelle in Ashi Studio; Rosie in Versace

Janelle: Aren’t you a little… overdressed for this gig?

Rosie: What? I thought overdressing IS this gig.

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Janelle in Jenny Packham, Rosie in Ralph Lauren

Janelle: Well, for ME it is.

Rosie: And me?

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Janelle in Armani Privé; Rosie in Alexandre Vauthier

Janelle: You? Aren’t you just here to hold my train up while I pee?

Rosie: Fuck you, lady. I’m out.

DAVID OYELOWO vs. VIOLA DAVIS

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Viola in Vivienne Westwood

David: Viola, darling! What a joy to see you again.

Viola: Thank you, David. I never tire of hearing that.

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David in Dolce & Gabbana; Viola in Michael Kors

David: I’m dying to know – what’s life like since the Oscars?

Viola: Oh, you know. Quiet. Normal.

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Viola in Marchesa

David: Really? Hmm.

Viola: I’m just a humble woman, David. Things like awards don’t affect me the same way they affect other actresses.

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Viola in Michael Kors

David: That’s really refreshing to hear, Viola.

Viola: It’s just who I am.

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David in Dolce & Gabbana; Viola in Armani Privé

David: Well, good for you! It’s so important to stay normal.

Viola: I agree wholeheartedly. Now I’m afraid I have to run. I’m late for my unicorn blood facial and my diamond colonoscopy.

DAKOTA FANNING vs. KENDALL JENNER

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Dakota in Gabriela Hurst; Kendall in Chanel

Dakota: *waves left hand*

Kendall: *waves left hand*

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Dakota in Chanel; Kendall in Paule Ka

Dakota: *waves right hand*

Kendall: *waves right hand*

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Dakota in Cinq á Sept; Kendall in Elie Saab

Dakota: *jumps up and down*

Kendall: *jumps up and down*

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Dakota in Valentino; Kendall in Roberto Cavalli

Dakota: *smiles; frowns*

Kendall: *smiles; frowns*

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Dakota in Miu Miu; Kendall in Atelier Versace

Dakota: *whispers* Are you… are you just me, in too much makeup and a dark wig?

Kendall: *whispers* … Yes.

HAILEE STEINFELD vs. ZOË KRAVITZ

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Zoë in Alexander Wang

Hailee: Wow.

Zoë: What?

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Hailee in Vionnet; Zoë in Valentino

Hailee: Nothing! I just… um, can I ask you something?

Zoë: If you must.

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Hailee in Tom Ford; Zoë in Armani Privé

Hailee: canuteachme2bcoollikeuplz

Zoë: Sorry, I didn’t catch that.

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Hailee in Elie Saab; Zoë in Atelier Versace

Hailee: Can you… can you teach me how to be cool like you, please?

Zoë: No.

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Hailee in Ralph & Russo; Zoë in McQueen

Hailee: Oh, god. Of course you can’t. I’m such a loser. I’m sorry I asked.

Zoë: No, you’re actually adorable, I just literally can’t teach it. My dad is Lenny Kravitz, my mom is Lisa Bonet, and my stepdad is Khal Drogo. There is no way to NOT be cool under those circumstances. Cool is just my birthright.

Don’t miss a single motherfucking poll. Catch up here: Versace Bracket • Prada Bracket  Givenchy Bracket • Valentino Bracket  McQueen Bracket • Dior Bracket • Gucci Bracket


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