That’s right, divas. March Fabness is finally here.
What is March Fabness?
It’s like March Madness, but with more Spanx. Democracy Diva tracks the best celebrity looks of the year, and organizes the 64 best-dressed stars into a March Madness-style bracket, seeding starlets based on their red carpet records. Then I pit them against each other in a vicious battle where YOU decide who wins the title of Fabbest of Them All.
How do I vote?
I’ll post a group of match-ups almost every day (or as often as my more-than-full-time work schedule will allow – be patient or pay me enough money to retire from real life), featuring red carpet photos, imaginary smack-talk, and polls. You vote for the best dressed, NOT the person you like the most/have actually heard of. As a wise woman once said,
Who won last year?
The inimitable Cate Blanchett.
What are the first round match-ups?
Your 2017 March Fabness bracket match-ups are…
JANELLE MONAE vs. ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY
DAVID OYELOWO vs. VIOLA DAVIS
DAKOTA FANNING vs. KENDALL JENNER
HAILEE STEINFELD vs. ZOE KRAVITZ
ZACHARY QUINTO vs. FELICITY JONES
NATALIE PORTMAN vs. THANDIE NEWTON
NAOMI WATTS vs. KATE BOSWORTH
DIANE KRUGER vs. MARGOT ROBBIE
EMMA STONE vs. BEYONCÉ KNOWLES
GABRIELLE UNION vs. ANNA KENDRICK
SARAH PAULSON vs. TARAJI P. HENSON
MARION COTILLARD vs. BELLA HADID
EVAN RACHEL WOOD vs. SIENNA MILLER
ELLE FANNING vs. ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO
KARLIE KLOSS vs. JESSICA BIEL
RUTH NEGGA vs. JENNIFER CONNELLY
NAOMIE HARRIS vs. EMILIA CLARKE
KATY PERRY vs. ZOE SALDANA
KERRY WASHINGTON vs. JENNIFER LAWRENCE
KIRSTEN DUNST vs. FREIDA PINTO
AMY ADAMS vs. KRISTEN STEWART
NICOLE KIDMAN vs. CHRISSY TEIGEN
RAMI MALEK vs. YARA SHAHIDI
KATE MIDDLETON vs. MANDY MOORE
LUPITA NYONG’O vs. KRISTEN BELL
EMILY BLUNT vs. ALLISON WILLIAMS
ZENDAYA COLEMAN vs. NINA DOBREV
EMMA WATSON vs. LAVERNE COX
Versace Bracket
ALICIA VIKANDER vs. KATE HUDSON
LILY COLLINS vs. PRIYANKA CHOPRA
RYAN GOSLING vs. GIGI HADID
JESSICA CHASTAIN vs. KATE BECKINSALE
Do you have an actual bracket I can fill out for funzies?
Obvi. Download it here: march-fabness-2017-bracket. And come back tomorrow for the start of Round 1!
The Democracy Diva 
Respond to March Fabness 2017: Let the games begin!