The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part II

Here’s Part II of your weekly fashion recap!

ALEXIS BLEDEL

Alexis Bledel in Oscar de la Renta

Nice work, Rory Gilmore. This dress is seriously exquisite. And those blue eyes are absolutely astounding.

Alexis Bledel

Rory. This is the same exact dress you just wore, except uglier, bluer, and less glittery. Thumbs down.

Alexis Bledel in Stella McCartney

This dress is fabulous for a press conference or work-related event, but it’s a little Joan in Mad Men for the red carpet. And the giant gold straps on those shoes are ridiculous. They look stapled onto a mismatched pair of heels.

ASHLEY TISDALE

Ashley Tisdale

Surprisingly classy. I wish her legs weren’t ten shades darker than her face, though.

Ashley Tisdale in Robert Rodriguez

I AM OVER NUDE DRESSES AND BLACK ACCESSORIES. But this is a pretty cute one.

Ashley Tisdale in For Love & Lemons

Pretty, but borderline ice-skater.

EVA LONGORIA

Eva Longoria in Victoria Beckham

It’s a little like she wrapped a bedsheet around herself, but it’s kind of working for her, in the way that boring nude sheath dresses tend to sort of work. Nix the earrings, though.

EVAN RACHEL WOOD

Evan Rachel Wood in Gucci

Those boots? With that dress? Does she think she’s Florence fucking Welch? She looks like a witch doctor with a bad dye job.

Evan Rachel Wood in Jill Stuart

This I love, but it still looks like she’s in a costume on set. As they say, the clothes are wearing her. But the shoes are delicioso.

GWYNETH PALTROW

Gwyneth Paltrow in Stella McCartney

Snooze. Try again.

Gwyneth Paltrow in Alexander Wang

Snooze. Try again.

Gwyneth Paltrow in Vionnet

Snooze. Try again.

Gwyneth Paltrow in a Rachel Roy dress and Camilla Skovgaard shoes

OKAY, I’M AWAKE!

HAYDEN PANETTIERE

Hayden Panettiere in Zac Posen

If this girl would grow her hair out and lose half the makeup, she might actually look her age again.

Hayden Panettiere in Jenny Packham

I love the 1920s as much as the next gal, but this flapper trend is getting out of hand.

JENNIFER HUDSON

Jennifer Hudson

Love the dress, hate the shoes.

Jennifer Hudson

Love the dress, and especially the matching eyeshadow, but she’s wearing just a few too many bracelets.

Jennifer Hudson

The dress is meh, and the shoes look like something that came with a Lady Gaga Halloween costume.

JENNIFER LOPEZ

Jennifer Lopez in Georges Chakra

She always manages to look like a complete fucking idiot. This time, she’s an idiot with a wad of toilet paper attached to her hip.

Jennifer Lopez in a Christian Cota top, Tibi pants and Jimmy Choo heels

YOU ARE A MOTHER. Put a shirt on.

MINKA KELLY

Minka Kelly

Wow. I love this dress. She should’ve gone more daring with the shoes, though.

Minka Kelly in Victoria Beckham

I normally hate solid color dresses with matching colored accessories, but she really is pulling it off. That red is so excellent.

RACHEL BILSON

Rachel Bilson in Chanel Haute Couture

Oh, Summer. Stick to street style – it’s your strong suit.

Rachel Bilson in a Vanessa Bruno blouse, J Brand jeans and Charlotte Olympia heels

Um, oh my god, no. I take it back. This looks like the Easter Bunny threw up all over you.

REESE WITHERSPOON

Reese Witherspoon in Jason Wu

Cute, but this girl needs to start weaning herself off Jason Wu. It’s becoming a problem.

Reese Witherspoon

Lovely, but she could dress a little more youthful than this.

RIHANNA

Rihanna in Carlos Miele

I don’t hate the dress, but that rouching makes her boobs lower and her waist wider than they really are. And, news flash: the Elmo hair is not a look. Stop trying.

Rihanna

Love the dress, but hate the matching shoes. And, obviously, the matching hair.

© Democracy Diva, 2011.

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One response to The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part II

  1. No comments on Ashley Tisdale’s amazingly obvious nosejob? Perhaps I could just REALLY tell when she poses for photos in the matter of Keira Knightley. Or maybe she just learned how to scrunch her lips and her nose at the same time.

    PUMPKIN FACE, raisin face much?

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