Here’s Part II of your weekly fashion recap!

ALEXIS BLEDEL

Nice work, Rory Gilmore. This dress is seriously exquisite. And those blue eyes are absolutely astounding.

Rory. This is the same exact dress you just wore, except uglier, bluer, and less glittery. Thumbs down.

This dress is fabulous for a press conference or work-related event, but it’s a little Joan in Mad Men for the red carpet. And the giant gold straps on those shoes are ridiculous. They look stapled onto a mismatched pair of heels.

ASHLEY TISDALE

Surprisingly classy. I wish her legs weren’t ten shades darker than her face, though.

I AM OVER NUDE DRESSES AND BLACK ACCESSORIES. But this is a pretty cute one.

Pretty, but borderline ice-skater.

EVA LONGORIA

It’s a little like she wrapped a bedsheet around herself, but it’s kind of working for her, in the way that boring nude sheath dresses tend to sort of work. Nix the earrings, though.

EVAN RACHEL WOOD

Those boots? With that dress? Does she think she’s Florence fucking Welch? She looks like a witch doctor with a bad dye job.

This I love, but it still looks like she’s in a costume on set. As they say, the clothes are wearing her. But the shoes are delicioso.

GWYNETH PALTROW

Snooze. Try again.

Snooze. Try again.

Snooze. Try again.

OKAY, I’M AWAKE!

HAYDEN PANETTIERE

If this girl would grow her hair out and lose half the makeup, she might actually look her age again.

I love the 1920s as much as the next gal, but this flapper trend is getting out of hand.

JENNIFER HUDSON

Love the dress, hate the shoes.

Love the dress, and especially the matching eyeshadow, but she’s wearing just a few too many bracelets.

The dress is meh, and the shoes look like something that came with a Lady Gaga Halloween costume.

JENNIFER LOPEZ

She always manages to look like a complete fucking idiot. This time, she’s an idiot with a wad of toilet paper attached to her hip.

YOU ARE A MOTHER. Put a shirt on.

MINKA KELLY

Wow. I love this dress. She should’ve gone more daring with the shoes, though.

I normally hate solid color dresses with matching colored accessories, but she really is pulling it off. That red is so excellent.

RACHEL BILSON

Oh, Summer. Stick to street style – it’s your strong suit.

Um, oh my god, no. I take it back. This looks like the Easter Bunny threw up all over you.

REESE WITHERSPOON

Cute, but this girl needs to start weaning herself off Jason Wu. It’s becoming a problem.

Lovely, but she could dress a little more youthful than this.

RIHANNA

I don’t hate the dress, but that rouching makes her boobs lower and her waist wider than they really are. And, news flash: the Elmo hair is not a look. Stop trying.

Love the dress, but hate the matching shoes. And, obviously, the matching hair.

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