The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part I

A brief return to blogging before a finals-filled hiatus.

ABIGAIL BRESLIN

Abigail Breslin in Notte by Marchesa

WORKING it, except for the blonde hair. Retouch those roots or go darker, Breslin!

ANNA PAQUIN

Anna Paquin in Cushnie et Ochs

Simple but fierce. Is it skin, is it a belt – who cares? She looks fab.

ANNE HATHAWAY

Anne Hathaway in Gucci

Annie, how could you do this to me? After all I’ve done for you, by commenting on how beautiful and classy and fabulous and talented you are, this is how you repay me? With your favorite Native American flapper dress, nerd glasses, and the worst dye job I’ve ever seen? FOR SHAME.

BEYONCE

Beyonce in a Preen dress, Christian Louboutin shoes, and Jimmy Choo handbag

Great shoes, with another dress. Great purse, with another dress. Great dress, if you only wear it on a beach.

BONNIE WRIGHT

Bonnie Wright

Guys, this is Ginny Weasley. I know you must find it as upsetting as I do that Ginny Weasley is wearing black leather pants with blue suede shoes. Even though her saffron blazer is super trendy and chic, I don’t think I can ever forgive her for this.

BROOKLYN DECKER

Brooklyn Decker in Diane von Furstenberg

Goddamn, it’s good to be a supermodel.

ELIZABETH HURLEY

Elizabeth Hurley in J. Mendel

I was Snooki for Halloween, and my spray tan did not look as fake as Elizabeth Hurley’s does here.

EMMA STONE

Emma Stone in Preen

LOVE. THIS. Love that she’s finally found a way to work her natural blonde locks without looking like post-rehab Lindsay Lohan. I love the white belt, the clutch, and the ivory shoes. She was smart to keep the accessories in different shades, and the dress itself is so lovely.

FERGIE

Fergie in Helmut Lang

Probably the best Fergie has looked in years. Not that that’s saying much.

Fergie

The heavy, Cleopatra eyeliner does not do her any favors, and neither does this bondage dress, but she’s got a killer pair of legs.

HAILEE STEINFELD

Hailee Steinfeld in Tory Burch

If the top wasn’t wrinkled, I’d dig this.

HALLE BERRY

Halle Berry in Roberto Cavalli

I hate everything about her.

HEIDI KLUM

Heidi Klum in Michael Kors

This actually might be the stupidest thing Heidi has ever worn.

HELEN MIRREN

Helen Mirren in Dolce & Gabbana

WHAT. A. WOMAN. I would bathe in Helen Mirren’s saliva. (Too much?)

Jennifer Garner in Casadei shoes and a Coach purse

Boring but beautiful, like Jennifer herself. Though that bracelet is breathtaking.

KATE MIDDLETON

Kate Middleton in Issa

You know, when you’re wearing Princess Di’s ring, you could walk around in a trash bag or a couture gown and it absolutely doesn’t matter. People are only going to see that phenomenal ring.

KATHERINE HEIGL

Katherine Heigl

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Welcome how to NOT do every single popular trend of the last two years.

KATY PERRY

Katy Perry

Could you just wear a dress that doesn’t have sheer panels, please? Like, just once? So I actually believe you’re on a red carpet instead of an Olympic ice skating rink?

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

Keira Knightley

Love it, but this bitch wears more blazers and dresses than I do, and that’s saying smoething. And those shoes make her feet look awfully strange, but I love that bag. Very 1970s college student.

KIRSTEN DUNST

Kirsten Dunst in Proenza Schouler

I love purple and I love black lace, but this is the textbook definition of how to ruin them.

MALIN AKERMAN

Malin Akerman in a J. Mendel dress and Anya Hindmarch purse

I hate this “actress” with all my soul, but I’m a little obsessed with this asymmetrical salmon leather dress.

MICHELLE OBAMA

First Lady Michelle Obama in Michael Kors

The peak of First Lady fabulosity. Classy, elegant, interesting, and a fabulous color.

PARIS HILTON

Paris Hilton in Marc Bouwer

I totally forgot Paris Hilton existed, but this has to be the best she’s looked in . . . well, ever, actually. The hair’s a little too prom, and I’d have gone for an itsy-bitsy purse because that print is so crazy, but this is a really interesting gown. Kudos.

SARAH JESSICA PARKER

Sarah Jessica Parker in Oscar de la Renta

Gorgeous dress, even more gorgeous coat, and what may actually be the perfect pair of shoes. I just wish it was someone else wearing it, because it seems much more Carrie Bradshaw than Sarah Jessica Parker, which I somehow resent.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

Scarlett Johansson in a Roland Mouret dress and Coach purse

Cute, but I don’t love the purse.

SOFIA VERGARA

Sofia Vergara in Dolce & Gabbana

Does Sofia own this dress in every single color? I’m over it. Oh, and Sofia? Emma Watson wore those shoes in black like, a year ago. Buy a new pair.

TINA FEY

Tina Fey

This is the first pregnant photo of Tina Fey I’ve seen, and SHE. IS. GLOWING. And style-wise, this bitch has come a LONG way in the past few years. Those shoes scream, “I may be a writer, but I’m still a sex goddess, and don’t you fucking forget it.” And the cut of that dress? So flattering, slimming in all the right places while accentuating her cute baby bump.

TINSLEY MORTIMER

Tinsley Mortimer in Christian Dior

I normally refuse to write about socialites who are actually famous for no reason, but I’m basically in love with this super-tacky acid trip of a dress, so I needed to bring it to everyone’s attention.

VANESSA HUDGENS

Vanessa Hudgens in Mimi Plange

Why, V, WHY does your suit have to be so shiny? And nobody wears a suit with gladiator sandals.

ZOE SALDANA

Zoe Saldana in an Isabel Marant dress, Alexander McQueen shoes and Coach purse

Lots of cute pieces, but the red lipstick isn’t working for me.

© Democracy Diva, 2011.

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2 responses to The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part I

  1. I wish your blog had a “Like” button a la Facebook after every photo and description in your blog. LOL does not even begin to cover my reactions to more than half of your comments. The Democracy Diva gives me life…

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