A brief return to blogging before a finals-filled hiatus.

ABIGAIL BRESLIN

WORKING it, except for the blonde hair. Retouch those roots or go darker, Breslin!

ANNA PAQUIN

Simple but fierce. Is it skin, is it a belt – who cares? She looks fab.

ANNE HATHAWAY

Annie, how could you do this to me? After all I’ve done for you, by commenting on how beautiful and classy and fabulous and talented you are, this is how you repay me? With your favorite Native American flapper dress, nerd glasses, and the worst dye job I’ve ever seen? FOR SHAME.

BEYONCE

Great shoes, with another dress. Great purse, with another dress. Great dress, if you only wear it on a beach.

BONNIE WRIGHT

Guys, this is Ginny Weasley. I know you must find it as upsetting as I do that Ginny Weasley is wearing black leather pants with blue suede shoes. Even though her saffron blazer is super trendy and chic, I don’t think I can ever forgive her for this.

BROOKLYN DECKER

Goddamn, it’s good to be a supermodel.

ELIZABETH HURLEY

I was Snooki for Halloween, and my spray tan did not look as fake as Elizabeth Hurley’s does here.

EMMA STONE

LOVE. THIS. Love that she’s finally found a way to work her natural blonde locks without looking like post-rehab Lindsay Lohan. I love the white belt, the clutch, and the ivory shoes. She was smart to keep the accessories in different shades, and the dress itself is so lovely.

FERGIE

Probably the best Fergie has looked in years. Not that that’s saying much.

The heavy, Cleopatra eyeliner does not do her any favors, and neither does this bondage dress, but she’s got a killer pair of legs.

HAILEE STEINFELD

If the top wasn’t wrinkled, I’d dig this.

HALLE BERRY

I hate everything about her.

HEIDI KLUM

This actually might be the stupidest thing Heidi has ever worn.

HELEN MIRREN

WHAT. A. WOMAN. I would bathe in Helen Mirren’s saliva. (Too much?)

Boring but beautiful, like Jennifer herself. Though that bracelet is breathtaking.

KATE MIDDLETON

You know, when you’re wearing Princess Di’s ring, you could walk around in a trash bag or a couture gown and it absolutely doesn’t matter. People are only going to see that phenomenal ring.

KATHERINE HEIGL

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Welcome how to NOT do every single popular trend of the last two years.

KATY PERRY

Could you just wear a dress that doesn’t have sheer panels, please? Like, just once? So I actually believe you’re on a red carpet instead of an Olympic ice skating rink?

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

Love it, but this bitch wears more blazers and dresses than I do, and that’s saying smoething. And those shoes make her feet look awfully strange, but I love that bag. Very 1970s college student.

KIRSTEN DUNST

I love purple and I love black lace, but this is the textbook definition of how to ruin them.

MALIN AKERMAN

I hate this “actress” with all my soul, but I’m a little obsessed with this asymmetrical salmon leather dress.

MICHELLE OBAMA

The peak of First Lady fabulosity. Classy, elegant, interesting, and a fabulous color.

PARIS HILTON

I totally forgot Paris Hilton existed, but this has to be the best she’s looked in . . . well, ever, actually. The hair’s a little too prom, and I’d have gone for an itsy-bitsy purse because that print is so crazy, but this is a really interesting gown. Kudos.

SARAH JESSICA PARKER

Gorgeous dress, even more gorgeous coat, and what may actually be the perfect pair of shoes. I just wish it was someone else wearing it, because it seems much more Carrie Bradshaw than Sarah Jessica Parker, which I somehow resent.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

Cute, but I don’t love the purse.

SOFIA VERGARA

Does Sofia own this dress in every single color? I’m over it. Oh, and Sofia? Emma Watson wore those shoes in black like, a year ago. Buy a new pair.

TINA FEY

This is the first pregnant photo of Tina Fey I’ve seen, and SHE. IS. GLOWING. And style-wise, this bitch has come a LONG way in the past few years. Those shoes scream, “I may be a writer, but I’m still a sex goddess, and don’t you fucking forget it.” And the cut of that dress? So flattering, slimming in all the right places while accentuating her cute baby bump.

TINSLEY MORTIMER

I normally refuse to write about socialites who are actually famous for no reason, but I’m basically in love with this super-tacky acid trip of a dress, so I needed to bring it to everyone’s attention.

VANESSA HUDGENS

Why, V, WHY does your suit have to be so shiny? And nobody wears a suit with gladiator sandals.

ZOE SALDANA

Lots of cute pieces, but the red lipstick isn’t working for me.

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