Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
Welcome to the Tony Awards, theater kweens!
And we’re back.
Welcome to the hottest after-parties of the year! They’re like the Oscars, only drunker.
Welcome to the best, brightest, and whitest night of the year!
There’s so much more judgment to do, dear readers.
Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.