And now, your favorite miscellaneous starlets.

DITA VON TEESE

Loving it. This bitch has class and style like so few women of her generation.

I’ve seen similar incarnations of this dress on everyone from Kristen Stewart to Dianna Agron, and it’s not my favorite. From more than a foot away, you can’t see that the askew draping is intentional. But the hat and gloves are killer.

HEIDI KLUM

Lovely but boring. It’s Heidi – we all know she can really bring it when she tries, but she’s not really trying.

Again, not really trying, but it is the Kids’ Choice Awards. It’d be sad if she WERE trying.

KATIE HOLMES

I love the skirt, but the furry jacket is a bit much.

I’ve seen MUCH better suits on the red carpet than this one, but I really can’t resist a woman in a tuxedo jacket, even if it’s ill-fitting, like this one. Great shoes, though.

Try harder.

MICHELLE OBAMA

FLOTUS keeps it chic in a perfect gray dress.

MIRANDA KERR

I hate those puffy sleeves, but Miranda Kerr is still oozing sex in it.

This sells Victoria’s Secret better than most of their ads.

RUMER WILLIS

How could she possibly think that hairstyle works for her?  That color so clearly does not go with her skin tone, and that perm is just sad. And she is not enough woman to pull off that much dress.

TYRA BANKS

Tyra: making us all feel better about ourselves, if only by comparison.

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