Alright, dear readers. Hollywood’s biggest night finally comes to a close.
The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.
Admit it. You’ve missed me.
Because the Oscars isn’t enough annual ego masturbation for the movie industry – it’s the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Governors Awards!
Some Met Gala attendees will be honored as the Best Dressed; others will live in infamy as the Worst Dressed. As for the rest, well, let’s just sweep them into the “Basic Bitches” category and judge them all.