2018 Oscars After-Parties, Part 3

Alright, dear readers. Hollywood’s biggest night finally comes to a close.

Are you ready?

2016 Met Gala, Part 2

The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.

All aboard!

The Week in Celebrity Fashion

Admit it. You’ve missed me.

It’s judgment day.

2014 Governors Awards

Because the Oscars isn’t enough annual ego masturbation for the movie industry – it’s the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Governors Awards!

Let’s start the

The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1

Pour yourself another bloody mary and cure that hangover, dear readers. It’s judging time.

You ready?

Red Carpet Predictions: Resort 2015, Part 3

The weekend is finally upon us, so relax and enjoy some pretty.

Let’s get to it.

The Week in Celebrity Fashion

Time to hit the red carpet, dear readers.

It’s judgment day.

Basic Bitches at the 2014 Met Gala

Some Met Gala attendees will be honored as the Best Dressed; others will live in infamy as the Worst Dressed. As for the rest, well, let’s just sweep them into the “Basic Bitches” category and judge them all.