The second half of the Elite 8 are here and ready to do battle, dear readers.
EMMA WATSON vs. AMY ADAMS
Emma’s jumpsuit by J. Mendel, shoes by Gianvito Rossi; Amy’s dress and shoes by Gucci
EMMA: *sings* HOW DOES SHE KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW YOU LOVE HER?!
AMY: What the fuck?
Emma’s dress by Antonio Berardi; Amy’s dress by Vivienne Westwood, shoes by Christian Louboutin
AMY: I can’t. Please, just stop.
Emma’s dress by Chanel, shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti; Amy’s dress by Valentino, shoes by Casadei
EMMA: Ugh, fine. I’ll stop. But you’re no fun.
AMY: Thank you.
Emma’s dress by Maxime Simoens, shoes by Proenza Schouler; Amy’s gown by Roland Mouret
EMMA: *sings* Come my little friends, as we all sing a happy little working song!
AMY: I will fucking drop out of the battle, okay? PLEASE JUST STOP SINGING ENCHANTED SONGS.
Emma’s dress and shoes by J. Mendel; Amy’s gown by Gucci
EMMA: *sings* SING ALONG! (Ahh-ahhh!) If you cannot sing, then hum along! (Mmm-mmm!)
AMY: Did you just do your own tiny animal back-up vocals? Was that really necessary?
Emma’s gown by Prabal Gurung; Amy’s gown by Vivienne Westwood, purse by Edie Parker
AMY: I can’t take this anymore. I WILL END YOU, WATSON.
Emma’s gown by Chanel; Amy’s gown by Valentino
EMMA: Hm? What? Did you say something?
AMY: YES. I said I will END YOUR FUCKING LIFE if you don’t stop taunting me with Enchanted songs!
Emma’s gown by Christian Dior, shoes by Roger Vivier; Amy’s gown by Antonio Berardi, shoes by Jimmy Choo
EMMA: Oh! Amy Adams, is that you? I didn’t even know you were here! Sorry, was I singing too loudly?
AMY: … I give up.
KIERNAN SHIPKA vs. OLIVIA PALERMO
Kiernan’s dress by MaxMara, purse and shoes by Christian Louboutin; Olivia’s top and skirt by Whistles, shoes by Stuart Weitzman
KIERNAN: For the eight hundredth damn time, I said NO.
OLIVIA: Please? Pretty please?
Kiernan’s top and skirt by Honor, shoes by Chloé; Olivia’s dress by Catherine Malandrino, belt by BCBG Max Azria, shoes by Christian Dior
KIERNAN: NO. Now stop begging. You’re embarrassing me.
OLIVIA: COME ON. Just tell me.
Kiernan’s dress by Preen; Olivia’s dress by Tibi, blouse by Rebecca Taylor, shoes by Schutz
KIERNAN: It’s not worth my life to give you even the slightest crumb of a Mad Men spoiler, Olivia. You’ll have to wait, just like the rest of the world.
OLIVIA: But I”m not just like the rest of the world! I’m famous! PLEASE, just tell me something!
Kiernan’s dress by Valentino, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Olivia’s jacket, top, skirt, purse, and shoes by Christian Dior
KIERNAN: Are you sure?
OLIVIA: YES!
Kiernan’s dress by Dolce & Gabbana, shoes by Aldo; Olivia’s jacket by Nina Ricci, top by Elie Saab, belt by Whistles, purse by Chloé, shoes by Gianvito Rossi
KIERNAN: You’re REALLY sure? Positive?
OLIVIA: FUCKING TELL ME ALREADY!
Kiernan’s dress by Delpozo, shoes by Jimmy Choo; Olivia’s purse by Valentino
KIERNAN: Fine. Don Draper is actually Pete Campbell’s father.
OLIVIA: What?
Kiernan’s dress by Dolce & Gabbana, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Olivia’s jacket, skirt, purse, and shoes by Christian Dior
KIERNAN: AND he’s been dead the whole time.
OLIVIA: WHAT?! Wait, which one?
Kiernan’s dress by Delpozo; Olivia’s jacket by Zara, gown by Roberto Cavalli
KIERNAN: Both of them. All of them. Don is Pete’s father, everyone’s been dead the whole time, and Sally Draper is Kaiser Soze.
OLIVIA: I KNEW IT!
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