“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
What, you thought we were done?.
The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!
Paris is positively oozing with glamour. Now that you are sufficiently grossed out, let us begin!
We’ve finally made it! It took me two weeks (real life is hard, yo), but here we are: the end of your Met Gala fashion coverage.
Welcome back to the Met Gala! And now, for the stars who should have known better.
Season’s greetings, bitches! Welcome to the annual celebration of all things fabulous on the red carpet.
It’s been too damn long since we’ve done our regular weekly bitch-fest, dear readers.