Oh, right, the Grammys happened!
Welcome to the Tony Awards, theater kweens!
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
Welcome back, motherfuckers!
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.
There’s so much more judgment to do, dear readers.