Welcome to the Tony Awards, theater kweens!
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
Welcome back, motherfuckers!
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.
There’s so much more judgment to do, dear readers.
Underage and overdressed! Overage and underdressed! It’s the Teen Choice Awards!