Zooey Deschanel for Allure

It Girl/Every Hipster’s Wet Dream Zooey Deschanel covered Allure Magazine. top and shorts by Jason Wu

Well, you can’t say the pinup girl thing doesn’t work for her. The 1940s high-waisted shorts, the sweater, the long legs and simple but fabulous pumps – she does it well. Unfortunately, things take a turn for the – pardon the use of this disgusting word – “adorkable” very quickly.

bodysuit by Dolce & Gabbana

Like, can’t you just not make a stupid face so I could concentrate on your stunning, intricately embroidered bodysuit and those fucking fabulous shoes instead of how Quirky with a capital Q you are?

Oh, great. Now it’s ALL ZOOEY MAKING FACES. My fucking favorite. Seriously, this girl is only tolerable when she’s not intensely shoving her put-on “goofiness” in your face so that people might think she’s “interesting” or “talented” instead of just hot.

Blue doe eyes, red lips, porcelain doll skin, pink cheeks, and bangs. You’d think she’d get bored of this after awhile, but sadly, it seems the only one bored here is me.


All photographs courtesy of Norman Jean Roy for Allure.

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One response to Zooey Deschanel for Allure

  1. Ugh, I’m so tired of Zooey Deschanel’s “adorkable”-ness. I want to punch people who use that word now. And we get it! You’re not just hot, you’re interesting and different. I won’t even get started on my dislike for New Girl… it’s a little too much tonight.

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