Welcome, dear readers, to the 2019 Oscars!
Alright, dear readers. Hollywood’s biggest night finally comes to a close.
Let’s finish this.
It’s time to finish this bitchfest, dear readers.
Some Met Gala attendees will be honored as the Best Dressed; others will live in infamy as the Worst Dressed. As for the rest, well, let’s just sweep them into the “Basic Bitches” category and judge them all.