March Fabness 2014: Sweet 16, Part 1


Let the games begin! 

LUPITA NYONG’O vs. MIRANDA KERR
Lupita's dress by Cushnie et Ochs, purse by Devi Kroell, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Miranda's dress by Wes Gordon, purse by Samantha Thavasa, shoes by Bionda Castana

Lupita’s dress by Cushnie et Ochs, purse by Devi Kroell, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Miranda’s dress by Wes Gordon, purse by Samantha Thavasa, shoes by Bionda Castana

LUPITA: Good afternoon, Ms. Kerr. It appears we’re going to have to fight – TO THE DEATH.

MIRANDA: I mean, or we could just talk, and then let people vote. There’s no need to get dramatic.

Lupita's dress by Stella McCartney, purse by Rauwolf, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Miranda's dress by Gucci, purse by Valentino, shoes by Chanel

Lupita’s dress by Stella McCartney, purse by Rauwolf, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Miranda’s dress by Gucci, purse by Valentino, shoes by Chanel

LUPITA: I’m just joking, darling. Look how meticulously well-matched my outfit is. I’m not getting into a fight in these shoes. It’s bad enough I have to stand on fake grass in them.

MIRANDA: Yeah, my gorgeous Chanel sandals were definitely not made for anything but strutting down the sidewalk like it’s my own personal runway.

Lupita's dress, purse, and shoes by Proenza Schouler; Miranda's dress by David Koma, purse by Smythson, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Lupita’s dress, purse, and shoes by Proenza Schouler; Miranda’s dress by David Koma, purse by Smythson, shoes by Christian Louboutin

LUPITA: I must say, Miranda, though your street style is impeccable, your red carpet game is a little off.

MIRANDA: Pardon me?

Lupita's gown by Miu Miu; Miranda's top by Louise Goldin, skirt by Jenni Kayne, shoes by Manolo Blahnik

Lupita’s gown by Miu Miu; Miranda’s top by Louise Goldin, skirt by Jenni Kayne, shoes by Manolo Blahnik

LUPITA: I’m just saying, it’s not quite a fair fight, is it?

MIRANDA: It might be if I grab that Oscar and clonk you over the head with it.

Lupita's gown by Prada; Miranda's top and skirt by Dolce & Gabbana

Lupita’s gown by Prada; Miranda’s top and skirt by Dolce & Gabbana

LUPITA: Oh, I get it, how hilarious.

MIRANDA: I’m not joking. I will strangle you with your own headband.

Lupita's gown by Ralph Lauren; Miranda's gown by Michael Kors

Lupita’s gown by Ralph Lauren; Miranda’s gown by Michael Kors

LUPITA: Well, this has gotten entirely out of hand.

MIRANDA: Are you scared I’m going to defeat you?

Lupita's gown by Gucci; Miranda's gown by Michael Kors, purse by Christian Louboutin, shoes by Tabitha Simmons

Lupita’s gown by Gucci; Miranda’s gown by Michael Kors, purse by Christian Louboutin, shoes by Tabitha Simmons

LUPITA: Bitch, please. Not even close.

MIRANDA: Beware, Lupita – I brought this spiked purse for a reason.

ZHANG ZIYI vs. EMMY ROSSUM
Zhang's dress by Valentino, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Emmy's dress by  Andrew Gn, shoes by Brian Atwood

Zhang’s dress by Valentino, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Emmy’s dress by Andrew Gn, shoes by Brian Atwood

ZHANG: My goodness, it’s getting positively apocalyptic in here. I swear I just saw Lupita Nyong’o stabbing Miranda Kerr with her own spiked clutch.

EMMY: Ooh, the Louboutin one with the spikes on the sides? I love that bag.

Zhang's gown by Christian Dior; Emmy's gown by Carolina Herrera

Zhang’s gown by Christian Dior; Emmy’s gown by Carolina Herrera

ZHANG: Well – that wasn’t quite the point – but, okay, sure.

EMMY: Anyway, what’s with you jacking my floral gown style? Get your own look.

Zhang's gown by Armani Priv , purse by Charlotte Olympia; Emmy's gown and purse by Carolina Herrera

Zhang’s gown by Armani Privé, purse by Charlotte Olympia; Emmy’s gown and purse by Carolina Herrera

ZHANG: Whatever. Like I’d copy your tacky-ass giant flowers.

EMMY: Um, I look darling in these tacky-ass giant flowers, so suck it.

Zhang's gown by Chanel, purse by Salvatore Ferragamo, shoes by Jimmy Choo

Zhang’s gown by Chanel, purse by Salvatore Ferragamo, shoes by Jimmy Choo; Emmy’s top and pants by Naeem Khan, shoes by Jimmy Choo

ZHANG: If you think your kicky little pants are enough to defeat my Chanel gown, you’re even stupider than you look.

EMMY: I look stupid? You have fabric pouring out of your butt.

Zhang's gown by Elie Saab; Emmy's gown by Naeem Khan

Zhang’s gown by Elie Saab; Emmy’s gown by Naeem Khan

ZHANG: Now, play nice, Emmy. We’re almost done with this ridiculous sham of a battle, and then I can go home and take a nap.

EMMY: Sham of a battle? You mean, because I’m going to demolish you?

Zhang's gown by Carolina Herrera, purse by Jimmy Choo; Emmy's gown by Zuhair Murad

Zhang’s gown by Carolina Herrera, purse by Jimmy Choo; Emmy’s gown by Zuhair Murad

ZHANG: I think you are one of those – oh, what are the kids call them these days? oh, yes – basic bitches.

EMMY: HOW DARE YOU.

Zhang's gown by Giambattista Valli; Emmy's gown by Monique Lhuillier

Zhang’s gown by Giambattista Valli; Emmy’s gown by Monique Lhuillier

ZHANG: I’m the one in the crown. Bow down, Emmy.

EMMY: Never. I can’t even LOOK at you.


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