Happy Monday, divas! It’s time for your not-so-regularly-scheduled bitchfest.
In which the designers attempt to give strangers makeovers, but mostly end up making them look way worse.
Everything’s coming up Emma.
Fashion Month is rolling right along. Let’s take a quick stop at the amfAR Milano Gala and see what the supermodels have for us today.
Get in, losers.
Because nothing says “avant-garde” like shilling Samsung televisions.
Fuck real life. Let’s go to New York Fashion Week.
Let’s finish up this fabulous film festival, so we can move right along to the next one! (Seriously, the film-fest-scheduling gods must hate fashion bloggers. The Venice, Toronto, and Deauville festivals all overlap – and during New York Fashion Week. I swear, they’re trying to destroy me.)