March Fabness 2015: Elite Eight, Part 2

The back half of the Elite Eight awaits your judgment. 

CATE BLANCHETT vs. ELIZABETH BANKS

Cate in Roksanda; Elizabeth in Monique Lhuillier

Cate in Roksanda; Elizabeth in Monique Lhuillier

Cate: Jesus. Another Hunger Games star? How many of you are there?

Elizabeth: We’re taking over the world; it’s no big deal.

Cate in Givenchy; Elizabeth in Mary Katrantzou

Cate in Givenchy; Elizabeth in Mary Katrantzou

Cate: That you are. One insane print at a time.

Elizabeth: Thank you!

Cate in Schiaparelli; Elizabeth in Chloé

Cate in Schiaparelli; Elizabeth in Chloé

Cate: That wasn’t a compliment.

Elizabeth: Sure it was. Look at us. What’s more phenomenal than an insane print?

Cate in Céline; Elizabeth in Roland Mouret

Cate in Céline; Elizabeth in Roland Mouret

Cate: A fashionable sweatshirt?

Elizabeth: Nice try, but no.

Cate in Armani Privé; Elizabeth in Monique Lhuillier

Cate in Armani Privé; Elizabeth in Monique Lhuillier

Cate: Says the woman running around in a shiny pink balloon halfway through deflating.

Elizabeth: Again, that sounds totally awesome to me.

Cate in Givenchy; Elizabeth in Leonard

Cate in Givenchy; Elizabeth in Leonard

Cate: Well, at least you’re a worthy opponent for someone as fabulous as I am. I’m so tired of being matched up with mindless C-list tweenaged starlets.

Elizabeth: Hear, hear. Those twenty-something girls can suck a bag of dicks.

Cate in Ralph Lauren; Cate in Elie Saab

Cate in Ralph Lauren; Cate in Elie Saab

Cate: Amen! Forty is the new black! Er, white!

Elizabeth: Yaaas, kween!

Cate in Valentino; Elizabeth in Elie Saab

Cate in Valentino; Elizabeth in Elie Saab

Cate: Plus, we’ve still got our blonde hair, our stunning beauty, and our embellished lace gowns.

Elizabeth: And, more importantly, our money.

ZOE SALDANA vs. EMMA WATSON

Zoe in Etro; Emma in A.L.C.

Zoe in Etro; Emma in A.L.C.

Zoe: Culottes? Are you fucking serious right now?

Emma: They’re making a comeback, I swear.

Zoe in Roksanda; Emma in Balenciaga

Zoe in Roksanda; Emma in Balenciaga

Zoe: I can’t believe I brought two new lives into a world where culottes are making a comeback.

Emma: It’s real. Get on board, babydoll.

Zoe in Altuzarra; Emma in BLK DNM/Dior

Zoe in Altuzarra; Emma in BLK DNM/Dior

Zoe: Sigh. I suppose I’ve seen stranger things in my day.

Emma: Like the paparazzo behind me who looks like he has a camera for a penis?

Zoe in Nina Ricci; Emma in Dior

Zoe in Nina Ricci; Emma in Dior

Zoe: That, or whatever the hell you’re wearing right now.

Emma: Mere mortals might look like they got caught in a few rolls of fabric in this outfit, but I am undoubtedly pulling it off.

Zoe in Victoria Beckham; Emma in Narciso Rodriguez

Zoe in Victoria Beckham; Emma in Narciso Rodriguez

Zoe: Fine, fine, you’re a risk-taker. I guess I can respect that, one fashion maverick to another.

Emma: Much appreciated. So, how are the twins?

Zoe in Valentino; Emma in Dior

Zoe in Valentino; Emma in Dior

Zoe: That’s kind of a personal question, don’t you think? I thought Brits were supposed to be demure or something.

Emma: Um, I was talking about your babies.

Zoe in Atelier Versace; Emma in Dior

Zoe in Atelier Versace; Emma in Dior

Zoe: Oh! Me too! I was totally kidding! They’re great!

Emma: That’s nice. Now can we wrap this thing up already? I have places to be.

Zoe in Michael Kors; Emma in Ralph Lauren

Zoe in Michael Kors; Emma in Ralph Lauren

Zoe: Wait, just one more dramatic couture pose before we go.

Emma: Sorry, but the best I can give you is a half-smile. It’s been a really long week.


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