Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.
Yes, that’s right. Cannes is so fantabulous, this is just the start of the Best Dressed from the film festival premieres. Are you ready for this jelly?
It’s time to board that private jet and fly off to the south of France, bitches.
We’ve finally made it! It took me two weeks (real life is hard, yo), but here we are: the end of your Met Gala fashion coverage.
Okay, let’s do this, because the Met Gala was like a hundred years ago and we REALLY need to get some bitching done.
I mean, you knew this post was coming, right?
There is no Met Gala without the divas.
Welcome back to the Met Gala! And now, for the stars who should have known better.
Welcome to Fashion Prom!
The results are in.