Are you Team Cate or Team Emma? 

CATE BLANCHETT vs. EMMA WATSON

Cate in Roksanda; Emma in Narciso Rodriguez

Cate: Hmph. You again?

Emma: Yes, Cate. Me again.

Cate in Schiaparelli; Emma in Dior

Cate: I’m just… kind of completely sick of your face.

Emma: Rude! It’s not my fault that I’m universally beloved and obscenely stylish.

Cate in Giambattista Valli; Emma in Ralph Lauren

Cate: Maybe not, but I resent your ability to rock a white collared button-down with a gown-esque skirt.

Emma: In my defense, I can rock pretty much anything.

Cate in McQueen; Emma in Dior

Cate: Except Dior’s arts-and-craftsier shower-curtain dresses, it appears.

Emma: Whatever. I’m amazing.

Cate in Armani Privé; Emma in BLK DNM/Dior

Cate: You’re a right little brat who could use a mega-dose of reality.

Emma: Oh, and you’re any different? You’re just me, but older and Australian and Oscar-winning.

Cate in Armani Privé; Emma in Hugo Boss

Cate: So, you, but better, is what you’re saying.

Emma: No, that’s not even a little bit what I’m saying.

Cate in Ralph Lauren; Emma in Misha Nonoo

Cate: You’re kind of saying it now, with your desperate need to copy my outfits.

Emma: Like I’d ever copy anything of yours. Except maybe those earrings, because they are undoubtedly amazing.

Cate in Givenchy; Emma in Dior

Cate: If I were you, I’d spend a little less time admiring jewels, and a little more time packing your bags.

Emma: Oh, it’s actually really adorable that you think it’s possible to defeat me.

Cate in Valentino; Emma in Dior

Cate: The reign of Emma is over. Let the epoch of Blanchett begin!

Emma: OVER MY DEAD BUT STILL FABULOUS BODY.

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© Democracy Diva, 2015.
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