Happy St. Patrick’s Day! I promise this post is really easy to read while you’re blackout drunk.
LAVERNE COX vs. SIENNA MILLER
Laverne in Tom Ford; Sienna in Balenciaga
Laverne: OH HAIIIIII
Sienna: Well, aren’t we chipper?
Laverne in Prabal Gurung; Sienna in Gucci
Laverne: Whaaat, nooo. You are!
Sienna: Seriously, girl, what’s your deal?
Laverne in Ines Di Santo; Sienna in Valentino
Laverne: IDK. I def did NOT have six Irish car bombs on the way to this event, so it’s surely not that.
Sienna: Pull yourself together, girl. We’re all wasted (I mean, you only need to look at my hair to know that) but –
Laverne in Calvin Klein; Sienna in Lanvin
Laverne: Hahaha. With those increasingly hideous hairdos – this one actually looks like it’s trying to run away from your forehead – you’re trying to tell ME to pull it together?
Sienna: It is NOT running away from my forehead. The higher the hair, the closer to God!
Laverne in Elizabeth Kennedy; Sienna in Marc Jacobs
Laverne: No, darling. The longer the train, the closer to royalty.
Sienna: I liked you better when you were too drunk to function.
EMILY BLUNT vs. NICOLE KIDMAN
Emily in Marc Jacobs; Nicole in Valentino
Emily: So, how is your St. Patrick’s Day going, Nicole?
Nicole: I’m sorry, what’s that? I don’t think we have that where I come from.
Emily in Prada, Nicole in Mugler
Emily: Really? I’m pretty positive that they have St. Patrick’s Day in Australia.
Nicole: Oh. Right. Australia. Yes. That’s where I’m from.
Emily in Giambattista Valli; Nicole in Alexander McQueen
Emily: What?
Nicole: Nothing at all! I was just saying, yes, of course, I’m definitely from Australia…
Emily in Calvin Klein; Nicole in Armani
Emily: Well, yeah. Pretty much everyone knows that.
Nicole: Right! So we’re all clear on that. I’m from Australia. *under her breath* And definitely not a yet-to-be-discovered planet with a frozen tundra climate that made me the ice queen you see today.
Emily in Dior; Nicole in Louis Vuitton
Emily: Did you say something?
Nicole: What? No. Never mind.
BLAKE LIVELY vs. FAN BINGBING
Blake in Michael Kors; Fan in Elie Saab
Blake: This sucks.
Fan: What? No! This is fun.
Blake in Chanel; Fan in Ralph & Russo
Blake: No, all of this is stupid bullshit.
Fan: It is NOT. March Fabness is magical and wonderful!
Blake in Roksanda; Fan in Christopher Bu
Blake: Nope. There are SO many places I’d rather be than here.
Fan: Really? Like where?
Blake in Ralph & Russo; Fan in Ralph & Russo
Blake: Well, I’d certainly rather be naked in my living room.
Fan: Seriously? Why?
Blake in Monique Lhuillier; Fan in Stéphane Rolland
Blake: Um, I’m married to RYAN REYNOLDS. It’s actually astonishing that I’m ever wearing clothes.
Fan: Well, I can’t argue with that.
ALICIA VIKANDER vs. EMMA ROBERTS
Alicia in Proenza Schouler; Emma in Peter Pilotto
Alicia: Hi, Emma! Lovely to see you.
Emma: Hi! Um… who are you?
Alicia in Louis Vuitton; Emma in Vera Wang
Alicia: How dare you! Who are YOU?
Emma: … You know who I am. You just said my name like literally one minute ago.
Alicia in Louis Vuitton; Emma in Jonathan Simkhai
Alicia: I took a shot in the dark. You’re all named Emma around here. Which one are you again? Not the Harry Potter girl.
Emma: Are you serious?
Alicia in Valentino; Emma in Jenny Packham
Alicia: Are you the Spiderman one? You look different than I remember.
Emma: I’m not the Harry Potter Emma OR the Spiderman Emma.
Alicia in Louis Vuitton; Emma in Christine Alcalay
Alicia: Oh. How sad for you. Anyway, I have to go pick my Oscar, so, bye-ee.
Emma: I hate you.
The Democracy Diva 
I have no idea who Fan is, but wow, the woman has style…if she keeps this up, she will be my overall winner by a mile.
I absolutely adore her style. She’s a very famous actress in China but has only been in a few American films – I only learned who she was because of some fashion blogs that cover more international stars. But apparently she’s THE It Girl in China. And I can see why!