These ladies are ready to WORK.
ELIZABETH BANKS vs. DUCHESS KATE
Elizabeth in Balmain; Kate in Dolce & Gabbana
Elizabeth: I love your dress! Where did you get it?
Kate: Old Navy!
Elizabeth in Marchesa; Kate in Tabitha Webb
Elizabeth: Wait, but… really?
Kate: Oh, er, no. I was – you know, because – you’re in that Old Navy commercial and –
Elizabeth in Dolce & Gabbana; Kate in Alexander McQueen
Elizabeth: Wow. I had no idea princesses watched commercials.
Kate: Of course we do! We’re people, aren’t we?
Elizabeth in Elie Saab; Kate in Jenny Packham
Elizabeth: That’s kind of disappointing. You’d think a princess would have DVR.
Kate: You try explaining to your grandmother-in-law who also happens to be THE QUEEN the concept of fast-forwarding through commercials.
Elizabeth in Elie Saab; Kate in Erdem
Elizabeth: Wow. Your life is so much less glamorous than I thought.
Kate: Well, at least I still have Disney princess hair.
MINDY KALING vs. KARLIE KLOSS
Mindy in Salvador Perez; Karlie in Christopher Kane
Mindy: Holy shit, Karlie, are you okay?!
Karlie: Um, yeah, I’m fine. Why?
Mindy in Salvador Perez; Karlie in Rosie Assoulin
Mindy: Oh, my mistake- I saw your cut-out dress and assumed you got caught in a subway door and dragged for a few hundred feet.
Karlie: Excuse me, you do NOT get to speak to me like that. Who do you think you are?
Mindy in Salvador Perez; Karlie in Chanel
Mindy: I’m an Emmy-nominated writer and I have my own TV show and basically everyone adores me. Who the fuck are YOU?
Karlie: I’m in Taylor Swift’s squad, and let me tell you, that is more than a full-time job.
Mindy in Salvador Perez; Karlie in Tom Ford
Mindy: Oh, that actually sounds kind of awesome.
Karlie: Not really. It’s kind of exhausting.
Mindy in Salvador Perez; Karlie in Oscar de la Renta
Mindy: Do you think she’s only friends with you because you look just like her and she’s extremely vain?
Karlie: … Well, NOW I do.
OLIVIA WILDE vs. CLAIRE DANES
Olivia in Michael Kors; Claire in Narciso Rodriguez
Olivia: Can I ask you a question?
Claire: Of course.
Olivia in A.W.A.K.E.; Claire in Stella McCartney
Olivia: No, never mind. It’s stupid.
Claire: Well, okay then.
Olivia in Dolce & Gabbana; Claire in Burberry
Olivia: But…
Claire: Yes?
Olivia in Elie Saab; Claire in Valentino
Olivia: I just would never forgive myself if I didn’t ask…
Claire: … yes?
Olivia in Michael Kors; Claire in Prada
Olivia: I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT JARED LETO SMELLS LIKE.
Claire: Almond milk and Aquanet. Are we done here?
ZENDAYA COLEMAN vs. FREIDA PINTO
Zendaya in Vivienne Westwood; Freida in Kate Spade
Zendaya: I hate to be the one to tell you this, but smiling on the red carpet is kind of thirsty.
Freida: No, I actually just had some water, but thanks for asking.
Zendaya in Michael Kors; Freida in Bibhu Mohapatra
Zendaya: Whatever. It’s just really important to hide all your emotions behind a closed mouth, and then just snapchat all your actual feelings.
Freida: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Zendaya in Marchesa; Freida in Cushnie et Ochs
Zendaya: See? I’m like totally happy, but also simultaneously too cool for all of this shit.
Freida: Okay. I think I’ve got it.
Zendaya in Marchesa; Freida in Elie Saab
Zendaya: No, Freida! Smiling with teeth? Are you serious?
Freida: What is the big deal?
Zendaya in Marchesa; Freida in Atelier Versace
Zendaya: I just don’t want to have to be seen standing next to someone who actually looks like they care about things!
Freida: Teenagers. You make me tired.
The Democracy Diva 
Respond to March Fabness 2016, Round 1: Dior Bracket