These ladies are ready to WORK.
ELIZABETH BANKS vs. DUCHESS KATE
Elizabeth: I love your dress! Where did you get it?
Kate: Old Navy!
Elizabeth: Wait, but… really?
Kate: Oh, er, no. I was – you know, because – you’re in that Old Navy commercial and –
Elizabeth: Wow. I had no idea princesses watched commercials.
Kate: Of course we do! We’re people, aren’t we?
Elizabeth: That’s kind of disappointing. You’d think a princess would have DVR.
Kate: You try explaining to your grandmother-in-law who also happens to be THE QUEEN the concept of fast-forwarding through commercials.
Elizabeth: Wow. Your life is so much less glamorous than I thought.
Kate: Well, at least I still have Disney princess hair.
MINDY KALING vs. KARLIE KLOSS
Mindy: Holy shit, Karlie, are you okay?!
Karlie: Um, yeah, I’m fine. Why?
Mindy: Oh, my mistake- I saw your cut-out dress and assumed you got caught in a subway door and dragged for a few hundred feet.
Karlie: Excuse me, you do NOT get to speak to me like that. Who do you think you are?
Mindy: I’m an Emmy-nominated writer and I have my own TV show and basically everyone adores me. Who the fuck are YOU?
Karlie: I’m in Taylor Swift’s squad, and let me tell you, that is more than a full-time job.
Mindy: Oh, that actually sounds kind of awesome.
Karlie: Not really. It’s kind of exhausting.
Mindy: Do you think she’s only friends with you because you look just like her and she’s extremely vain?
Karlie: … Well, NOW I do.
OLIVIA WILDE vs. CLAIRE DANES
Olivia: Can I ask you a question?
Claire: Of course.
Olivia: No, never mind. It’s stupid.
Claire: Well, okay then.
Olivia: I just would never forgive myself if I didn’t ask…
Claire: … yes?
Olivia: I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT JARED LETO SMELLS LIKE.
Claire: Almond milk and Aquanet. Are we done here?
ZENDAYA COLEMAN vs. FREIDA PINTO
Zendaya: I hate to be the one to tell you this, but smiling on the red carpet is kind of thirsty.
Freida: No, I actually just had some water, but thanks for asking.
Zendaya: Whatever. It’s just really important to hide all your emotions behind a closed mouth, and then just snapchat all your actual feelings.
Freida: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Zendaya: See? I’m like totally happy, but also simultaneously too cool for all of this shit.
Freida: Okay. I think I’ve got it.
Zendaya: No, Freida! Smiling with teeth? Are you serious?
Freida: What is the big deal?
Zendaya: I just don’t want to have to be seen standing next to someone who actually looks like they care about things!
Freida: Teenagers. You make me tired.