March Fabness 2016, Round 1: Dior Bracket

These ladies are ready to WORK. 

ELIZABETH BANKS vs. DUCHESS KATE

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Elizabeth in Balmain; Kate in Dolce & Gabbana

Elizabeth: I love your dress! Where did you get it?

Kate: Old Navy!

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Elizabeth in Marchesa; Kate in Tabitha Webb

Elizabeth: Wait, but… really?

Kate: Oh, er, no. I was – you know, because – you’re in that Old Navy commercial and –

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Elizabeth in Dolce & Gabbana; Kate in Alexander McQueen

Elizabeth: Wow. I had no idea princesses watched commercials.

Kate: Of course we do! We’re people, aren’t we?

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Elizabeth in Elie Saab; Kate in Jenny Packham

Elizabeth: That’s kind of disappointing. You’d think a princess would have DVR.

Kate: You try explaining to your grandmother-in-law who also happens to be THE QUEEN the concept of fast-forwarding through commercials.

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Elizabeth in Elie Saab; Kate in Erdem

Elizabeth: Wow. Your life is so much less glamorous than I thought.

Kate: Well, at least I still have Disney princess hair.

MINDY KALING vs. KARLIE KLOSS

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Mindy in Salvador Perez; Karlie in Christopher Kane

Mindy: Holy shit, Karlie, are you okay?!

Karlie: Um, yeah, I’m fine. Why?

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Mindy in Salvador Perez; Karlie in Rosie Assoulin

Mindy: Oh, my mistake- I saw your cut-out dress and assumed you got caught in a subway door and dragged for a few hundred feet.

Karlie: Excuse me, you do NOT get to speak to me like that. Who do you think you are?

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Mindy in Salvador Perez; Karlie in Chanel

Mindy: I’m an Emmy-nominated writer and I have my own TV show and basically everyone adores me. Who the fuck are YOU?

Karlie: I’m in Taylor Swift’s squad, and let me tell you, that is more than a full-time job.

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Mindy in Salvador Perez; Karlie in Tom Ford

Mindy: Oh, that actually sounds kind of awesome.

Karlie: Not really. It’s kind of exhausting.

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Mindy in Salvador Perez; Karlie in Oscar de la Renta

Mindy: Do you think she’s only friends with you because you look just like her and she’s extremely vain?

Karlie: … Well, NOW I do.

OLIVIA WILDE vs. CLAIRE DANES

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Olivia in Michael Kors; Claire in Narciso Rodriguez

Olivia: Can I ask you a question?

Claire: Of course.

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Olivia in A.W.A.K.E.; Claire in Stella McCartney

Olivia: No, never mind. It’s stupid.

Claire: Well, okay then.

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Olivia in Dolce & Gabbana; Claire in Burberry

Olivia: But…

Claire: Yes?

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Olivia in Elie Saab; Claire in Valentino

Olivia: I just would never forgive myself if I didn’t ask…

Claire: … yes?

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Olivia in Michael Kors; Claire in Prada

Olivia: I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT JARED LETO SMELLS LIKE.

Claire: Almond milk and Aquanet. Are we done here?

ZENDAYA COLEMAN vs. FREIDA PINTO

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Zendaya in Vivienne Westwood; Freida in Kate Spade

Zendaya: I hate to be the one to tell you this, but smiling on the red carpet is kind of thirsty.

Freida: No, I actually just had some water, but thanks for asking.

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Zendaya in Michael Kors; Freida in Bibhu Mohapatra

Zendaya: Whatever. It’s just really important to hide all your emotions behind a closed mouth, and then just snapchat all your actual feelings.

Freida: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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Zendaya in Marchesa; Freida in Cushnie et Ochs

Zendaya: See? I’m like totally happy, but also simultaneously too cool for all of this shit.

Freida: Okay. I think I’ve got it.

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Zendaya in Marchesa; Freida in Elie Saab

Zendaya: No, Freida! Smiling with teeth? Are you serious?

Freida: What is the big deal?

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Zendaya in Marchesa; Freida in Atelier Versace

Zendaya: I just don’t want to have to be seen standing next to someone who actually looks like they care about things!

Freida: Teenagers. You make me tired.


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