March Fabness 2017, Round 2: Valentino & Givenchy Brackets

Happy weekend, judgmental bitches! 

NAOMIE HARRIS vs. ZOE SALDANA

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Naomie in Self-Portrait; Zoe in Dolce & Gabbana

Naomie: Seriously? A pajama top and jeans? Did no one tell you this was a fashion competition?

Zoe: My feet are pointed like Barbie’s. Isn’t that enough?

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Naomie in Mugler; Zoe in Victoria Beckham

Naomie: Are you really so D-list that you have to carry your own umbrella? How sad.

Zoe: It actually has a string attached to a stationary drone. This is the only thing that’s keeping me upright in these shoes.

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Naomie in J. Mendel; Zoe in Givenchy

Naomie: Do you ever do anything but complain about your heels?

Zoe: … Not really, no.

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Naomie in Gucci; Zoe in McQueen

Naomie: Hasn’t anyone ever told you that pain is beauty?

Zoe: Hasn’t anyone ever told YOU to live long and prosper?

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Naomie in Carolina Herrera; Zoe in Gucci

Naomie: Um… no.

Zoe: That’s okay. It’s probably not because no one gives a shit whether you live long. Or prosper.

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Naomie in Armani Privé; Zoe in Dolce & Gabbana

Naomie: How many peacocks did you prevent from living long and prospering in order to make that dress?

Zoe: Sixty-three.

KERRY WASHINGTON vs. KIRSTEN DUNST

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Kerry in Carolina Herrera; Kirsten in Rodarte

Kerry: How are you, Kirsten?

Kirsten: Oh, Kerry, I am just LOVING you on Scandal right now.

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Kerry in Dolce & Gabbana; Kirsten in Chanel

Kerry: Really? Hm.

Kirsten: Now, you better not spoil anything for me.

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Kerry in Dolce & Gabbana; Kirsten in Valentino

Kerry: Honey, I couldn’t if I tried.

Kirsten: What does that mean?

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Kerry in Rodarte; Kirsten in Dior

Kerry: Uh… nothing.

Kirsten: Well, you clearly meant SOMETHING.

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Kerry in Dolce & Gabbana; Kirsten in Maison Margiela

Kerry: Honestly, I gave up watching Scandal like three years ago.

Kirsten: But you’re the star! You’ve filmed the episodes, you still know what’s going to happen, right?

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Kerry in Roberto Cavalli; Kirsten in Givenchy

Kerry: Oh, of course. Yes. It definitely hasn’t been a CGI version of me for the last several years. Nope, no way. All me, baby.

Kirsten: I don’t even know what to do with this information.

AMY ADAMS vs. CHRISSY TEIGEN

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Amy in Chanel

Amy: Good morning, Chrissy!

Chrissy: 

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Amy in Altuzarra; Chrissy in Alon Livné

Amy: CHRISSY! Wake up!

Chrissy:

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Amy in Atelier Versace; Chrissy in Dion Lee

Amy: You are an uncommonly strange person, do you know that?

Chrissy: 

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Amy in Tom Ford; Chrissy in Hellessy

Amy: Seriously, did you take some kind of unprescribed drug? Or is there a prescribed drug you SHOULD have taken?

Chrissy:

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Amy in Tom Ford; Chrissy in Michael Kors

Amy: I’m worried about you, Chrissy.

Chrissy:

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Amy in Brandon Maxwell; Chrissy in Yousef Akba

Amy: That’s it. One more weird face from you and I’m calling the cops.

Chrissy:

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RAMI MALEK vs. KATE MIDDLETON

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Kate in Naeem Khan

Rami: Pardon me, Your Highness. Had I known I’d be competing with royalty today, I would never have worn a bomber jacket, no matter how fly it is.

Kate: Oh, you’re fine, you adorable little thing.

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Kate in Erdem

Rami: But I’m not even wearing a tie!

Kate: My husband wears a tie to sleep. The tielessness is part of your charm.

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Rami in Dior; Kate in Roland Mouret

Rami: If it isn’t improper, might I say how lovely you are in that shade of blue?

Kate: *giggles uncontrollably*

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Kate in John Lewis/Tory Burch

Rami: Apologies, Your Highness. I’ll button this up right away.

Kate: Do you have to?

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Rami in Dior; Kate in Jenny Packham

Rami: I just feel so terrible for not showing you the proper amount of sartorial respect.

Kate: Rami, clothed or unclothed, I’m just thrilled to see you.

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Rami in Dior; Kate in McQuen

Rami: Your Highness! If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were flirting with me!

Kate: Hmph. Guess I wasn’t obvious enough.

Don’t miss a single goddamn poll. Catch up here: Prada/Versace Brackets • Dior/McQueen Brackets • Chanel/Gucci Brackets 


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