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LUPITA NYONG’O vs. EMILY BLUNT

Lupita in Dolce & Gabbana; Emily in Sachin + Babi
Lupita: Another wonderful day for a fashion battle!
Emily:

Lupita in Kibonen; Emily in Michael Kors
Lupita: Well, I know I’m fierce competition, but I don’t think it’s ridiculous.
Emily:

Lupita in DPipertwins; Emily in David Koma
Lupita: Look, I’d just have soon not faced you in Round 2 either, but what do you want me to do? Disappear?
Emily:

Lupita in DPiperTwins; Emily in Valentino
Lupita: It’s not my fault I have a vast and fabulous wardrobe full of bold and interesting outfits, Emily.
Emily:

Lupita in Elie Saab; Emily in Prada
Lupita: Now, I know you’re only being rude because you’ve already lost.
Emily:

Lupita in Calvin Klein; Emily in Michael Kors
Lupita: This competition? Your mind? Your shoes, which I stole just to fuck with you?
Emily:
ZENDAYA COLEMAN vs. EMMA WATSON

Zendaya in Chanel
Zendaya: Well, fuck.
Emma:

Zendaya in Daya by Zendaya; Emma in 3.1 Phillip Lim
Zendaya: Don’t even act like you don’t know me, Emma. I’m a big fucking deal.
Emma:

Zendaya in Haider Ackermann; Emma in Louis Vuitton
Zendaya: Watch the attitude, princess, or I may have to rip your head off.
Emma:

Zendaya in Reem Acra; Emma in KITX
Zendaya: You think I’m falling for your sweet and innocent act? Not a chance, sweetheart.
Emma:

Zendaya in Michael Kors; Emma in Osman
Zendaya: Don’t think you can win this shit easily just because you’ve done it before.
Emma:

Zendaya in Michael Kors; Emma in Dior
Zendaya: Alright, Emma. If you’re just going to fuck around, I’m out of here.
Emma:
ALICIA VIKANDER vs. LILY COLLINS

Alicia in Louis Vuitton; Lily in Burberry
Alicia:
Lily: Alright, I see you sipping that tea, Alicia. What’s up?

Alicia in Prabal Gurung; Lily in Gauri and Nainika
Alicia:
Lily: Uh, yeah. I’ve seen The Danish Girl. I know who you are.

Alicia in Louis Vuitton; Lily in Valentino
Alicia:
Lily: You’re a weird lady, you know that?

Alicia in Louis Vuitton; Lily in Emanuel Ungaro
Alicia:
Lily: Give me a break, Alicia. You’re not as talented as you think you are.

Alicia in Louis Vuitton; Lily in Zuhair Murad
Alicia:
Lily: Oh, wow. REAL subtle. I believe you might be the most humble woman in Hollywood.

Alicia in Rodarte; Lily in Reem Acra
Alicia:
Lily: Are we done here?
RYAN GOSLING vs. JESSICA CHASTAIN

Jessica in Prada
Ryan:
Jessica: Seriously? We’re starting there? Just goin’ right for it?

Jessica in Chanel
Ryan:
Jessica: Come on now, this is ridiculous. This is a competition!

Ryan in Ferragamo; Jessica in J. Mendel
Ryan:
Jessica: Aren’t there rules against this?

Ryan in Todd Snyder; Jessica in Giles Deacon
Ryan:
Jessica: I refuse to dignify that with a response.

Ryan in Gucci; Jessica in Prabal Gurung
Ryan:
Jessica: Just be… I don’t know. Normal?

Ryan in Gucci; Jessica in Prada
Ryan:
Jessica: *exasperated sigh*
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