The fashion shows might be over, but the fun ain’t done until the Diva has had her say. 

FAN BINGBING at the Louis Vuitton show
dress and purse by Louis Vuitton

Fashion superhero Fan Bingbing hit the Louis Vuitton show decked out in the label’s ubiquitous checkerboard print, which we’ve seen on the likes of Kristen Stewart, Kerry Washington, Kirsten Dunst, Jessica Alba, Miranda Kerr, and basically every other celebrity with a pulse. From perfectly coiffed hair to absurdly fabulous leather half-gloves to that delicious purse, there is no better Paris Fashion Week look than this one, as far as I’m concerned.

JANUARY JONES at the Miu Miu show
top, shorts, sunglasses, and purse by Miu Miu

January Jones took Betty Hofstadt Draper Francis to a whole new swingin’ 60s level at the Miu Miu show, sporting some Hairspray-style locks, ridiculously fun sunglasses, gorgeous separates by the label, and funky platforms. What more could you want?

ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY at the Burberry Prorsum show
suit by Burberry Prorsum, shoes by Manolo Blahnik

THIS is why we need more ladypants on the red carpet. Do you see how fucking uniquely fabulous a woman can be in a perfectly-fit suit in an obnoxiously bright color?

NAOMI WATTS at the Louis Vuitton show
coat, dress, and purse by Louis Vuitton

Cute outfit, but the bag is EVERYTHING.

CHRISTINA RICCI at the Marc Jacobs show
top and skirt by Marc Jacobs

Those shoes look approximately eleven thousand sizes too large for her – they make her feet look bigger than literally any other part of her body, and it’s a little bit terrifying. Other than that, this crop top and skirt is all kinds of fabulous.

KARLIE KLOSS at Carine Roitfeld’s book party

I’m not saying anyone but Karlie Kloss could pull it off, but I cannot stop staring at this beauty of a dress.

NICOLE RICHIE at the Valentino show
coat, dress, and purse by Valentino

If ever there’s a time to get away with wearing a ruffled coat over a ruffled dress, it’s at the Valentino show. And to be honest, this is the best Nicole Richie has looked in years.

NICOLE RICHIE at the Stella McCartney show
dress by Stella McCartney

Adorable, and I’m no Stella McCartney fan. But this is a hundred times better than the unflattering version we saw on Chloë Moretz a few weeks ago.

LILY COLLINS at the Louis Vuitton after-party
dress by Louis Vuitton

I wouldn’t be caught dead in such a dull pair of shoes at Paris Fashion Week, but that dress is all kinds of adorable. Is “potato sack chic” a thing? Because Lily could make it happen.

LILY COLLINS at the Louis Vuitton show
dress and purse by Louis Vuitton

Never pair a collared dress with black stockings and shoes, dear readers. You will look like an overly made-up school girl, much like Lily does here.

JESSICA BIEL and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE at the Tom Ford show
Jessica’s dress and Justin’s suit by Tom Ford

You guys like, JUST got married. How do you already look like a middle-aged couple trying to stave off divorce?

JESSICA ALBA at the Stella McCartney show
jacket, blouse, pants, and purse by Stella McCartney

One day, stars will stop buttoning their blouses all the way up to the top, and I will be a happier blogger for it.

ZOE SALDANA at the Miu Miu show
coat, top, pants, and shoes by Miu Miu

Great coat, but this is supremely underwhelming as a whole.

MARION COTILLARD at the Dior show
dress by Christian Dior

Marion wears a different beautiful piece of Dior fashion basically every single day of her life, and this is what she shows up to the fashion show in? What a disappointment.

JESSICA CHASTAIN at the Viktor & Rolf show
top, pants, and shoes by Viktor & Rolf

Love the outfit, hate the makeup.

JESSICA CHASTAIN at the Saint Laurent show
dress by Yves Saint Laurent, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Okay, now I hate the outfit AND the makeup. Is this what happens when Jessica is left to her own devices, or did she actually employ someone to destroy her face this terribly?

MICHELLE DOCKERY at the Burberry Prorsum show
coat by Burberry

Great coat, but otherwise, a pretty forgettable look. And it’s Burberry, for God’s sake – EVERYONE is wearing a great coat. So that almost doesn’t count.

AMANDA SEYFRIED at the Givenchy show
dress and shoes by Givenchy

I’d like it better without the random sleeve.

FREIDA PINTO at the Burberry Prorsum show
top and pants by Burberry Prorsum

These are some of the most poorly fit garments I’ve ever seen a star wear. That bodice completely flattens and widens her bust and torso, giving her no shape whatsoever, and those hideous pants are too tight in the calf, too loose in the crotch, and too hideous for me to look at any longer.

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