We began this bitter fashion battle weeks ago, with 64 starlets duking it out to prove their fierceness. Now, only two ladies are left to fight for the title of Fabbest of them All.
DIANE KRUGER vs. EMMA STONE
Diane: Well, I suppose congratulations are in order – I hear you finally unseated little Hermione Granger!
Emma: Let’s face it – without a Harry Potter premiere, she just doesn’t have enough fabulous looks to compete with the likes of you and I, Diane.
Diane: Too true, Emma. Then again, what chance did any of them really have against us? Between my wardrobe at Cannes, and your Spider-man press tour, we were virtually ubiquitous on the red carpet this year.
Emma: I know. I’m exhausted just talking about it.
Diane: Well, I hate to say it, but you look it, darling. Exhausted, that is. At least, compared to me.
Emma: How dare you! I am nothing but glamorous, especially compared to you.
Diane: Sorry, I didn’t realize plastic shoes were glamorous. I thought those were reserved for strippers, actually.
Emma: Oh, and the disco balls attached to your feet are, what, classy?
Diane: You want class? You got it, bitch. What do you have in your closet that can defeat this delicate flower of a gown?
Diane: Well. A Chanel little white dress with short sleeves and an extra-wide skirt and a floral embellishment, worn with studded Loubs? Are you full-on stalking me now, or just stealing my wardrobe?
Emma: Bitch, please. I could ask you the same damn thing.
Diane: Right, except I wouldn’t be caught dead in velvet peep-toe platforms that perfectly match my little unitard.
Emma: Your loss, Diane, because I look amazing.
Diane: Honey, we’re not even in the same league. Even if you did look amazing – which, by the way, you didn’t – it’s still nothing compared to me.
Emma: Your purse is a giant domino. How do you expect me to take you seriously?
Diane: How’s this for serious? I’m dressed in liquid gold.
Emma: That sounds dangerous. Don’t get any of it on my adorable shoes, okay?
Diane: Whatever, Emma. It’s time to declare a winner, once and for all.
Emma: See you on the other side, bitch.
© Democracy Diva, 2013.
. facebook . twitter . pinterest .
4 responses to March Fabness 2013 FINALS: Kruger vs. Stone!
I personally think Fan Bingbing should’ve gotten a lot further than she did, possibly even to the finals, because this one is a no-brainer for me. Diane Kruger just killed it.
100% agreed. My picks for the finals were Fan and Diane, and it would have been amazing. But there’s way more fabulous in Fan’s future – let’s start rooting for her in March Fabness 2014 ASAP!
Fan was great to begin with, but the more I have seen of her, the more repetitive and boring she has become. There are only so many times I can see a women in Elie Saab and not get bored, no matter how amazing she looks.
I AGREE WITH TRICK 100% WHERE IS FAN BINGBING!? I’m obsessed –> http://www.asianbite.com/photos/fan-bing-bing-dynasty-dress-65th-cannes-international-film-festival_27785.jpg