Round 2 begins NOW, bitches!
LUPITA NYONG’O vs. OLIVIA WILDE
Lupita’s top and skirt by Giambattista Valli, purse by Elie Saab, shoes by Sophia Webster; Olivia’s dress by J. Mendel, shoes by Christian Louboutin
LUPITA: Hello, Olivia, darling. How wonderful to see you here in Round 2!
OLIVIA: Yes, yes, it’s quite an achievement. I mean, it’s no Oscar, but –
Lupita’s gown by Miu Miu; Olivia’s dress by Antonio Berardi, shoes by Stuart Weitzman
LUPITA: What, this old thing? This heavy, beautiful statue I just won? It’s just something I had lying around.
OLIVIA: Look at my face. I’m giving you total “Bitch, please” face.
Lupita’s gown by Christian Dior; Olivia’s dress by A.L.C., shoes by Tabitha Simmons
LUPITA: You’re just jealous of my Wonder Woman cuffs.
OLIVIA: To be fair, those are so fucking fabulous with that gown.
Lupita’s gown by Ralph Lauren; Olivia’s dress by David Koma, shoes by Jimmy Choo
LUPITA: And I must say, your maternity style is utterly fantastic.
OLIVIA: Oh, we know. I mean, me and Jason Sudeikis? This fetus is already awesome.
Lupita’s gown by Prada; Olivia’s gown by Valentino
LUPITA: Too true, Olivia. It was lovely fashion-battling with you today.
OLIVIA: Same to you, Lupita. Can I borrow your headband?
MIRANDA KERR vs. JESSICA ALBA
Miranda’s dress by Giambattista Valli; Jessica’s dress by Kenzo
MIRANDA: *giggles* You call that street style? Girl, I am the undisputed QUEEN of street style.
JESSICA: I will fuck you up, Miranda. Don’t even start with me.
Miranda’s dress by J. Mendel, purse by Swarovski, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Jessica’s dress by Ralph Lauren, purse by M2Malletier, shoes by Jimmy Choo
MIRANDA: I was just joking. Let’s try to look sweet and innocent in our little white dresses, shall we?
JESSICA: I’d prefer to look as if I sort of have to pee.
Miranda’s dress by David Koma, purse by Smythson, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Jessica’s dress by Narciso Rodriguez, purse and shoes by Jimmy Choo
MIRANDA: Well, to each her own, I suppose. But at least you’re a woman who appreciates the power of a white clutch and white pumps.
JESSICA: As long as you have people to carry your coffee for you so that you don’t spill anything on them, they’re basically the best accessories ever.
Miranda’s top and skirt by Dolce & Gabbana; Jessica’s dress by Fendi
MIRANDA: I couldn’t agree more. But I’m starting to think you’re just jacking my style.
JESSICA: I’m sorry, do you have a trademark on black lace?
Miranda’s gown by Michael Kors; Jessica’s gown by Tory Burch, purse by Christian Louboutin
MIRANDA: Um, copy my cut-outs much?
OLIVIA: I defy you to name a skinny-ass celebrity that did not wear cut-outs in the last year.
TAYLOR SWIFT vs. ZHANG ZIYI
Taylor’s dress by Houghton, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Zhang’s jacket, blouse, pants, and purse by Moschino, shoes by Christian Louboutin
TAYLOR: Hey, Zhang! Can I just say I love your little jacket?
ZHANG: Of course. I’ll let you borrow it, but not until I defeat you in this red carpet death-match.
Taylor’s gown by Herve Leger by Max Azria; Zhang’s gown by Chanel, purse by Salvatore Ferragamo, shoes by Jimmy Choo
TAYLOR: Um, that’s nice of you, I guess. What makes you so sure you’ll defeat me, anyway?
ZHANG: Have you seen me?
Taylor’s gown by Dolce & Gabbana; Zhang’s gown by Giambattista Valli
TAYLOR: Well, yeah, but I’m just saying, I’m actually pretty fabulous in my own right –
ZHANG: You think you can out-Disney princess ME? I’m wearing a gown that looks like little birds dressed me in clouds and flowers, and I have a fucking crown on my head.
Taylor’s gown and purse by J. Mendel; Zhang’s gown by Elie Saab
TAYLOR: I don’t always dress like a Disney princess, you know. Look at this – it’s sexy!
ZHANG: Well, you can’t out-do me in a sexy black gown, either. You might as well give up now.
Taylor’s gown by Julien Macdonald, purse by Emm Kuo; Zhang’s gown by Armani Privé, purse by Charlotte Olympia
TAYLOR: I’m not accustomed to losing. I’m accustomed to winning, and then over-doing my “I’m so surprised!” face.
ZHANG: Well, darling, it’s time start working on your “humbly disappointed but supportive of my fellow nominee” face.
NICOLE KIDMAN vs. EMMY ROSSUM
Nicole’s dress by Alexander McQueen, shoes by Jimmy Choo; Emmy’s dress by Rebecca Minkoff, shoes by Alice + Olivia
NICOLE: Can we do this quickly, Emma? I have places to be.
EMMY: It’s Emmy, actually.
Nicole’s dress by Calvin Klein; Emmy’s dress by Bibhu Mohapatra, shoes by Benjamin Adams
NICOLE: Hm, is it? I thought it was Emma. Aren’t you that girl from the Harry Potter movies?
EMMY: No, that’s Emma Watson. I’m Emmy Rossum.
Nicole’s dress by Calvin Klein; Emmy’s gown by Jenny Packham
NICOLE: Oh, yes, I knew I recognized you! You’re Julia Roberts’s niece!
EMMY: NO. That’s Emma ROBERTS. I’m EMMY ROSSUM.
Nicole’s dress by Elie Saab, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Emmy’s gown by Naeem Khan
NICOLE: Yes, sweet girl, of course you are. Now smile for the camera.
EMMY: I can’t believe you don’t even know who I am.
Nicole’s gown by Prada; Emmy’s gown by Monique Lhuillier
NICOLE: Oh, I know who you are. I just don’t care.
EMMY: YOU ARE THE ACTUAL WORST.
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